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The Tezyln Figaro Effect

Replaces Dunning-Kruger Effect
- a cognitive bias whereby people with limited knowledge or competence in a given intellectual or social domain greatly overestimate their own knowledge or competence in that domain relative to objective criteria or to the performance of their peers or of people in general.
More specifically, The Tezyln Figaro Effect covers the behaviour, attitude, and mannerisms of its namesake. Those inflicted with this mental disorder often exhibit delusions of moral superiority, an insufferable attitude due their self righteous nature, and unjustifiably smug demeanor because of their own overestimation of their knowledge and abilities.
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ride the toona 

all the guys decided to go ride the toona this weekend.

thumpin' the tubs 

verb; the act of playing drums or drumming, either drum set or hand drums such as bongos or congas particularly loudly as in a drumline; originally used in jazz circles in the 1930s, but revived when street drummers began playing plastic five-gallon pails and trash cans for tips.
"Damn, man! Brio's really thumpin' the tubs tonight!"
thumpin' the tubs by bongoman November 7, 2007

Behind the Times 

When someone finds out new news only to find out that it's fairly old (originally from Super Milk Chan).
Person 1: Did you hear about the Prince of Persia movie?

Person 2: That news is from late LAST YEAR.

Person 1: Oh, well I didn't know.

Person 2: You are so behind the times.

Flip the tription 

This is when a girl is giving a male a handjob and she puts her fingers in his anus. She then takes them out and smells/tastes them.
Sue totally flip the tription with me last night and I think I pooped on her finger.

Milkin the Titties 

the action of one performing the act of milking ones nipples in a public area. This can also be performed on the male genitalia.
jay: sorry erin, i was busy milkin the titties.
erin: i have nipples jay, could you milk me?

Romancing the turkey

To procrastinate, fanny about or in some way take a circuitous route to the intended result. Can be used in reference to someone avoiding the issue, beating about the bush or stalling
James, stop romancing the turkey and tell me what happened!
Romancing the turkey by Treg123 November 25, 2009