by macdaddy72272 February 19, 2011
Someone who always has to beat someone else's story by 'one-upping' them. Such people are usually making these stories up, but seek to lie to try and seem more impressive to the audience of the first person's story.
George to friends: I hit three 3 pointers in a row at basketball
Lee to friends: I hit seven 3 pointers in a row at basketball
Friends: You are such a one-upper, Lee
Lee to friends: I hit seven 3 pointers in a row at basketball
Friends: You are such a one-upper, Lee
by pandaman24 June 13, 2013
What fans yell when Tiger Woods pwns bitches at golf. Started in 2005 at the Spanish Open, gained noterity in 2008 at the U.S. Open during Round 3-Hole 17 when a fan in the gallery yelled "One Time!" before Tiger Woods sank an improbable Third Stroke Par 4 to tie headed into the fourth round.
Commentator: "Well you can hit this just off the right foot, I've done it before with my bad knee...."
Anon. Fan: "ONE TIME!"
Both Commentators: "Woah!"
Commentator 1: "You gotta be kidding me..."
Commentator 2: "And he knows it too..."
(Tiger laughing in the background because he pwns all bishes...)
Anon. Fan: "ONE TIME!"
Both Commentators: "Woah!"
Commentator 1: "You gotta be kidding me..."
Commentator 2: "And he knows it too..."
(Tiger laughing in the background because he pwns all bishes...)
by Cancerballs September 03, 2008
The fandom name of the South Korean 4th Gen Leader Girl Group IZ*ONE that consists 12 Members, debuted in 2018 from a survival show called "Produce 48"
by normal boi November 26, 2020
by Light Joker June 13, 2004
that biatch is a little one
by upurassinthenight July 19, 2003
The leftist idea that all the myriad lgbtq+ jokes are actually just one joke. Every such joke is thus overused, trite and unfunny by definition.
The one joke is all of "I identify as X" variations, no matter the context; "my pronouns are..." is obviously the same joke and so are "don't assume my gender" jokes; any mentions of axe wounds and 41% are also dark synonymous.
News flash: for some reason asking "what is a woman?" is now also the one joke.
The one joke is all of "I identify as X" variations, no matter the context; "my pronouns are..." is obviously the same joke and so are "don't assume my gender" jokes; any mentions of axe wounds and 41% are also dark synonymous.
News flash: for some reason asking "what is a woman?" is now also the one joke.
A making a joke: "Why are you assuming it's gender? The baby hasn't said what gender it is yet!"
B: "One joke."
A: "... and only two genders!"
B: "That's the same joke."
B: "One joke."
A: "... and only two genders!"
B: "That's the same joke."
by SteveQ July 21, 2022