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Turd Shitter

Another Way To Diss Your Friend In A Unmature Way....

Though very stupid, it's quite funny when used out of the blue...makes one look puzzled and stare at you blankly in curiousity of what the hell you just said!
Ya know Joe, You are a no good turd shitter!

Or, Joe you peice of no good turd shitter!
by Chris "The Outlaw" January 7, 2008
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Turd of Damocles

This act can only be performed after two days of a high protein diet consisting of eggs, meat and lots of cheese. One straddles the face a willing sexual partner and then slowly dedicates but never allowing the anus to sever the feces in order to delicately suspend a long turd that dangles over the partners face. This act was invented and performed by legendary adult film star, Golden Sterling. He in fact holds the world record for the longest turd and for the longest time the turd was suspended over his also famous partner, Lamarr of Pittsburgh
Did you see that video of Golden Sterling dangling that 18” turd? He dubbed it the Turd of Damocles!
by Golden Sterling April 2, 2025
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Turd in the Chili Bowl

(On South Park's first episode of their 14th season) Anyone who doesn't believe that Sex Addiction is a disease, thus ruining the popular belief that Sex Addiction is a virus sent out by an infected Alien Wizard residing in the Independence Hall.
Kyle: What if sex addiction isn't a disease, but a state of mind!
Sex Addiction Counselor: *Picks up phone and secretly says to whoever is on the other line...* We have a Turd in the Chili Bowl. I repeat, we have a Turd in the Chili Bowl!
by theskymightfall March 21, 2010
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Ghost Turds

Also known as Styrofoam Packing Peanuts. Those little foam bits meant to protect a product that was shipped in a box. Often white, and thus also referred to as 'Ghost Turds'
1. Michael opened the box, and had to dig through all the Ghost Turds to take out the tiny statue he had bought for his collection.

2. Jeanette watched her cat jump into the box, then come out of it quickly, it's fur static and covered in styrofoam peanuts.
"Awww, Waffles, you're covered in Ghost Turds!"
by VampireTate May 13, 2019
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Dick-Turd

When a discharge of Santorum

becomes so thick and engorged, that it becomes a football shaped mass of homophobia and bigotry. Said dick turd must be immediately discharged into the nearest receptacle (in Santorums case, probably a back alley $5 gloryhole).
That guy’s a Dick-Turd

I passed a kidney stone the other day. Was a real Santorum of a Dick-Turd
by Big Papi Jewlo August 8, 2022
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Turd Burgler

A child or infant who often sneaks in a Turd immediately after changing him or her into a fresh clean diaper...
I was so upset at my Turd Burgler baby for chucking a duck into his pamper right after I changed him.
by J4CKTR1PP3R October 3, 2020
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Sneaky Turd

turds that are disappointingly hard to see because they sneak out of sight below the water
damn I was trying to take a photo of my amazing shit but it turned out to be a sneaky turd
by itakephotosofmyshit January 31, 2021
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