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pre-shower project-ponder

Refers to da interval of careful consideration dat you invest prior to jumpin' into da tub --- to save time, water, and electricity, you simply pause a moment first and ask yourself if their are any hot/messy tasks dat you will soon need to complete, and then see if you can reasonably tackle said disagreeable jobs while you're all "gross 'n' greasy" anyway, so dat you can then just partake of one good hot sudsy scrub-a-dub instead of having to tediously/wastefully endure two baths within a fairly short period.
After a long hot day of collecting returnables, I performed a brief pre-shower project-ponder and realized I needed to take out the garbage, so I performed that yucky task while my water-heater was warming up.
by QuacksO August 1, 2019
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sunscreen shower

when you're all mungy from car camping for three days at Bonnaroo and you ain't got time for a real shower so you spray your whole body with sunscreen to mask the smell
Dude, wake up! We gotta hurry and get a good spot for Pearl Jam!

One sec, my pits are pretty nasty. Nothing a quick sunscreen shower can't fix!
by yerkmyjerky August 9, 2019
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eBay shower

The type of shower you take when your going to meet a hook up where you are washing, shaving and exfoliating parts of your body you didn’t even know existed.
Just took an ebay shower to meet up with that guy from the mall earlier.
by StephieJayyy September 2, 2019
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Mexican Shower

When you lose the Reasor Cup, and shower with the Salmon while wearing sunglasses.
Jose took a Mexican shower in the creek.
by Commish8 October 6, 2019
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Hulk Shower

When someone finds sexual pleasure in being vomited on.
Bro I gave that bitch a hulk shower and she squirted
by JohnKent123 November 6, 2019
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Post shower energy

A surge of energy when you get out of the shower
I got this post shower energy flowing through me
by The energy guy December 30, 2019
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Terrible shower

When you run out of toilet paper and have to take a show to clean your ass.
After taking a dump I went to reach for the tp and none was close so I had to take a terrible shower.
by rwaboss March 7, 2020
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