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playing on the porch

A form of ass play with no penetration of thy tongue, finger, or other devices. It’s simply playing on the porch. One might think of it as a type of rim job Ringing the doorbell is allowed and encouraged. If no one answers, you may resort to knocking.
Jon: Yo Ben, you smash this weekend?
Ben: Nah me n’ my girl were just playing on the porch instead
by JakeyJakey January 28, 2018
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Play the lottery

We had to play the lottery in my corolla after prom
by Kimosabi January 31, 2018
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Eye Play

It’s a sexual act in which the Male shoves his cock into the Female (or another male)’s eyelid and cums.
Man, I heard Kevin got kinky with Abby last night. They did eye play.
by Aaronthechief February 10, 2018
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Currie Plays

Currie plays is a dead channel
by Curcucucucucucucucu February 13, 2018
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Pack and play

Is a packer that can also be used for bedroom play.
I'm so glad you wore your pack and play, I'm so horny! ;)
by BigDickPacker January 26, 2017
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The Play

The reason the Stanford Band is infamous.
Cal vs Stanford, Cal wins, guy with a trombone gets hit.
by gartssf November 12, 2020
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Playing Battleship

When a man is with a lady and just before climax, the man turns off the light, spins around three times, and tries to make into the ladies mouth.
I was playing Battleship with my chick last night, and I totally sunk it!
by RichPurpleDucky November 21, 2020
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