PENIS BLISTER

A large sack of fluid beneath the skin on the penis. Usually resulting from large amounts of friction with wood, metal, bone, or calloused hands.

I popped my penis blisters, and they are definitely infected.

by Whitesugar50 January 26, 2018

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Breath of the Penis

When you run out of cum and you masturbate and nothing comes out.

"I was masturbating last night for the 20th time and nothing came out"
"So you experienced Breath of the Penis"

by analboy99 November 18, 2019

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Cary’s penis

A girlfriend’s big honker (not really) she uses it to jack off and penetrate your soft folds but that’s all

Serenity: I want Cary’s penis
Girlfriend: o k a y

by SerenityUwU February 23, 2019

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Pixelated penis

Niggas with androids

Bro if you have an android you have a pixelated penis

by Falliblepage137 April 14, 2019

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Baloney Penis

A Baloney penis a penis that’s been circumcised and too much is cut off showing resulting in a pink colour penis.

Austin has a baloney penis bro!

by Upperlipless July 15, 2019

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A penis wrapped in bacon. A cork wrapped in pork. Ex. “Harold - can we bring out the old bacon penis again tonight?” “Of course honey, got it prepping in the toaster oven already”. Slap it, wrap it, and enjoy.

Salty, pork flavored appendage that satisfies in a multitude of ways.

Want a bite of this bacon penis? Actually, don’t bite it, that would hurt.

by ATLBOARDY August 24, 2018

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