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One Time

What fans yell when Tiger Woods pwns bitches at golf. Started in 2005 at the Spanish Open, gained noterity in 2008 at the U.S. Open during Round 3-Hole 17 when a fan in the gallery yelled "One Time!" before Tiger Woods sank an improbable Third Stroke Par 4 to tie headed into the fourth round.
Commentator: "Well you can hit this just off the right foot, I've done it before with my bad knee...."

Anon. Fan: "ONE TIME!"

Both Commentators: "Woah!"

Commentator 1: "You gotta be kidding me..."

Commentator 2: "And he knows it too..."

(Tiger laughing in the background because he pwns all bishes...)
by Cancerballs October 20, 2008
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Wiz*one

The fandom name of the South Korean 4th Gen Leader Girl Group IZ*ONE that consists 12 Members, debuted in 2018 from a survival show called "Produce 48"
Normies : Hi, do u listen to kpop?
A fan : Nah, im just a Wiz*one
by normal boi November 26, 2020
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not know ones ass from ones elbow

(variants; a hole in the ground may replace ones Elbow)
To be cofused aboutr something.
Some people on this dictionary do not know thier asses from thier elbows.
by Light Joker June 12, 2004
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little one

Another way of saying someone is a pussy ass bitch
that biatch is a little one
by upurassinthenight July 19, 2003
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one joke

The leftist idea that all the myriad lgbtq+ jokes are actually just one joke. Every such joke is thus overused, trite and unfunny by definition.

The one joke is all of "I identify as X" variations, no matter the context; "my pronouns are..." is obviously the same joke and so are "don't assume my gender" jokes; any mentions of axe wounds and 41% are also dark synonymous.

News flash: for some reason asking "what is a woman?" is now also the one joke.
A making a joke: "Why are you assuming it's gender? The baby hasn't said what gender it is yet!"
B: "One joke."
A: "... and only two genders!"
B: "That's the same joke."
by SteveQ July 21, 2022
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one mistertuttle

(n.) 1. One whose awesomeness vastly exceeds the standard level of awesomeness for one of his stature.

2. One who is so well loved by his peers and acquaintances that he can barely leave his residence without being savagely attacked by crazed fans who simply want a piece of his action.

3. The prime Dragon Slayor and Del Tosszor.

4. Fuck Magnet.
1. If it weren't for One Mistertuttle, this place sure would suck lank.

2. OMG B3CKY G0T 4 10CK 0F 0N3 M1573R7U77135 H41R OMG 1 W4N7 70 70UCH H1M 50 53XY L1K3!!!!!1

3. One Mistertuttle schlayed the dragon, that wyrm bitch got del tosszed.

4. Wow, look at that Fuck Magnet.
by one mistertuttle July 2, 2003
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one ten

Going far beyond what is neccesary. doing more than needed.
i want joe on my team for basketball he goes one ten at everything
by bille120893 December 7, 2010
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