A watched pot never boils when waiting for the wolf

When waiting for a reaction or action from an adversary (the wolf) it feels like it takes forever.

- ”have you received the legal claim that we’re expecting yet?”

- ”no, I’m sorry takes forever”
- ”yeah, a watched pot never boils when waiting for the wolf”

by [Exh0] May 30, 2025

They'll never believe you

A meme phrase associated with mute characters typically said only in earshot of one person, as nobody will believe they spoke and if the other person says they spoke they'll just look crazy

Mute Character: They'll never believe you.
Joe Schmoe: HOLY SHIT YOU HAVE VOCAL CORDS???

by Crackenheim February 2, 2026

How To Never Stop Being Sad

A song by Dandelion Hands. A step by step guide on how to achieve eternal sadness and selflessness.

-Try always putting yourself down by reminding yourself that it’s always your fault and that you’re the problem not them.
- Desolate yourself from others any time you have a chance to.
-Always remind yourself that you did this to yourself and not them.

-Lose interest in the things you love
-Drown yourself in rum. Steal it if you have to.
-Fantasize a love you’ll never have
-Think about the love that you lost because of the demon that you are.

“He gave us a step by step guide on how to never stop being sad.”

I hate myself.

by coneyislandcottencandh September 30, 2025

You were never anything

Nope. You didn't win anything. You didn't DO anything. You are interpreting my behavior as though you're some kind of genius whisperer but you're just an idiot who is desperate to stay proximal to power.

Hym "You were never anything to begin with. I don't know what you thought this was but there is no version of this that results in you keeping anything you got from being associated with me."

by Hym Iam December 14, 2025

I’m a Cajun and I’ve never seen the world so insane before

I have no idea where these people are coming from. All these weird new people need to go back to where they came from.

I’m a Cajun and I’ve never seen the world so insane before.

i.e. WTH you’re Lebanese, what are you doing in Louisiana in the first place.

by confused cajun man January 13, 2021

assuming is bad you should never assume

anytime someone assumes

“Hey man it’s probably gonna rain”
“Assuming is bad you should never assume”
“Oh sorry man do you forgive me?”

by YourSmallWiener October 16, 2022

I-wish-my-daughter-was-never-born guy

It’s not that I don’t give a shit about your problems... it’s just that my dick... it’s too small! I try to care but just before I get there my little pee pee just doesn’t reach!

Hym “See... I-wish-my-daughter-was-never-born guy decided to talk shit about a guy who (literally) WROTE A SHIT-TALKING BIBLE OF WHICH I AM THE LITERAL SHIT TALKING GOD. So, here we go! He wishes his daughter was never born but his youngest child WASN’T born because the girl he was dating got an abortion. Now that generally causes a lot of couples to break up, and they did break up, but that isn’t why they broke up! No. It was just that after the ABORTION she just.... well.... got real distant and... you know.... I don’t know... But it wasn’t the fact the she didn’t want to be with him long term so desperately that she was willing to KILL AN ACTUAL CHILD so that she wouldn’t have to be with him. It couldn’t be that he’s worthless and will never accomplish anything (and she could tell that by sleeping with him). It also couldn’t be that the only thing good about him can be measured in inches. And even that wasn’t enough to stop his baby mama from wanting other dicks.

by Hym Iam November 3, 2022