Michael Barlow 

Generally defined as a sex black male. Tends o steal everyones thot bitches but the niggas he steals them from steal think he is a God

Nigga#1: Damn I heard that you and your girl split up
Nigga#2: Yeah we did
Nigga#1: what happened
Nigga#2: She left me for someone else
Nigga#1: Well are you gonna kick his ass
Nigga#2: Naw cuh is aight cuz Michael Barlow stole her from me
Nigga#1:Oh shit you dont wanna mess with that nigga

Michael Barlow by Nigga cheese bitch November 14, 2018

michael murphy 

has tangly hair and needs a new shirt

michael murphy needs to go shopping.

michael murphy by michaelmurphysbiggestfans November 17, 2018

Michael O’connell

If you find a Michael O’Connell and you see or know him date him he’s a very good looking and genuinely good guy

Also I love you you know who your are

Dang Tressa Your dating “Michael O’Connell”

You saw that “Michael O’Connell” Kid

Michael O’connell by FriskyFortnutter November 18, 2018

michael (mike) reynolds 

Michael Reynolds is an amazing person. He can be a dick sometimes ok all the time but he is nice to his friends sometimes. He is stubborn, self absorbed, and is a really big narcissist. If he cuts you off you would feel horrible for about five minutes then cry for the rest of you life. Michael is a good listener and is a great friend he won't tell your secrets. He has a great sense of humor and is an overachiever. He believes he is better than everyone. He isn't sexy in sweatpants either. He isn't athletic and runs like a squid. he also has to wait forever to kiss his girlfriend bc he isnt that cute no one really knows why she went out with him anyway. He has friends but not a lot because he is self absorbed sometimes... He can also act really gay sorry not act; is gay with his buddy Donald Duck. He also doesn't want to be blessed... cause he's a FUCKING atheist.

"Hey did you see michael (mike) reynolds?"
"yea he looks like a dick but wanna be friends with him anyway"

michael (mike) reynolds by idontwannalikeyou:but i do December 5, 2018

Michael Bay

A sexy ass Daddy film director

I need me a Michael Bay

Michael Bay by NatNina951 December 14, 2018

Michael Fanning

A man that gives off big dick energy. He will fuck your man/girl if he wishes to and it will be impossible to stop him. His monster mammoth humongous gigantic destroyer of worlds cock and shove it up you're anus so far milk will come out of your eyes, and if he doesn't pull out, his acidic cum will disintegrate you.

Me: Oh no, his cum disintegrated her.
Dylan: I guess he's Michael Fanning!

Michael Fanning by You're anus January 7, 2019

Michael Overson 

A nice person also annoying and a hard working little boy

Your so annoying Michael overson

Michael Overson by Stevie o January 10, 2019