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National give your friend money day

A day where you give somebody money because why not usually occurs everyday
“If he can’t break bread he fake”

National give your friend money day
by Coolguy7923 November 6, 2022
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g-money

A fun name to call your friends whose name starts with a G. It makes them feel like they are a stripper and just all around baddie.
We call Grace, g-money because she’s the shit.
by u know me😉 March 4, 2021
mugGet the g-moneymug.

mike money

Money to use on/for strippers and at the strip club
Dave: Yo man I brought some mike money for after we leave Jake's house!
Tyler: Hell yeah.
by Neutral Nandy July 5, 2017
mugGet the mike moneymug.

Spending less money

OH! BRILLIANT! I (THE GENIUS SCREENWRITER THAT SUCCEEDED WHERE YOU FAILED) DIDN'T THINK OF THAT! IF ONLY MY BRAIN (WHICH HAS RECENTLY BEEN CITED MORE TIMES BY MAINSTREAM INTELLECTUALS THAN ANY OTHER AUTHOR) WORKED MORE GOODERS!

Hym "Right and business owners should just stopped getting robbed! People should just stop getting murdered too! I make 150% more than my previous job but the price of everything has increased by 250% I guess I should just go to the dollar store and by a bunch of cheap heavily processed food so I can contribute to the obesity crisis that you care so much about and drink out of the tap like the peasant slave that I am! Spend every day feeling sick to my stomach until I earn the right to spend my own money on food that isn't poison. It won't get me credit for any of the things I've written. I know!
Maybe the business that refuses to give employees full-time so that they don't have to pay for health or dental insurance should be held accountable for the quality of life they provide for their employees because even though the skill required is low they need an indefinite amount of labor. Labor that consists of staving off the homeless crackheads and panhandlers that frequent the store and scraping shit off the floor because people (apparently) don't know how to use a toilet. I can't work more hours because the managers have labor quotas and don't have any ours to give. And that applies to BOTH of the jobs I'm working. I already AM spending less money because the only thing I pay for is bills and food and drink. I eat one meal a day now. 'WeLl gEt AnOtHeR jOb!' Says the retard. Even doing that would lead to a transitory period where I would run out of money because jobs never start new employees at the beginning of a pay period. Meaning it would take at least a month for me to get a full paycheck. Hopefully I can convince my landlord not to evict me until I get paid. I would literally have to save up money to be able to afford to switch jobs to a job where I make more money. Assuming that anyone hires me (which would also take time). You come here and do it. I can sit and regurgitate my opinion into the ether for and hour and I can do it better than YOU, so, let's see you come down to hell and do my thing. They have to weaponize schizophrenia at you too. Let's see it."
by Hym Iam May 2, 2023
mugGet the Spending less moneymug.

Ringtone Money

A more modern term for "disposable income", which is defined as, "Income (after taxes) that is available to you for saving or spending."

The term is commonly used to refer to the money young adults waste on needless things, like shutter shades, Nintendo Wiis, etc.
"I have enough money to pay my bills, I just need to pick up a couple extra hours so I can have some ringtone money for our trip to the West Palm Beach."
by BenSDC February 2, 2010
mugGet the Ringtone Moneymug.

bout-tad-money, honey

bout-tad-money,honey: Ones action, attitude, and behavior that’s consistent with another’s money wealth, and status.
She hardly noticed me in high school, but now that I own my own company, she’s all over me. I guest it’s bout-tad-money, honey.
by drteebro March 17, 2021
mugGet the bout-tad-money, honeymug.

Stiff Money

Money that has been hoarded by the rich and not been allowed to circulate back into the economy.
That billionaire is just sitting on that cash, he got that stiff money.
by Clowns will eat me April 10, 2024
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