You can put pajamas on a tiger too… but why would you?

You can put pajamas on a tiger too… but why would you?

You can put pajamas on a tiger too… but why would you?

by Spock* October 27, 2024

Beer Can Mike

Offical traed mrkl of DOGECAN HELL YAeh.! Beer can Mike is a hermit. Berr can Miek eats cox n bolz. Mike's beer can is about as big as a beer can. Beercan Mike recycles. Good for him. #belikemike

Person 1: "Well I was headed over to beer can Mike and Cody's today."
Person 2: "Does he was some of my beer cans?"
Person 1: "Probably."

by Beer Can Mike August 15, 2021

can fodder

reading material only ever likely to be consumed in the toilet

Don't throw that magazine away yet. Put it as can fodder in the bog.

by Mivoat December 15, 2010

cong can (conc)

someone with a large forehead on the body of a rectangle,

commonly found on the 9gag website.

Stop being such a cong can (conc), you need to exercise!

by cong can vu May 22, 2017

Can of Whoopass

The can of whoopass is a term meaning to unleash great pain unto a target, specifically someone you have feelings against.

It ain’t gravy
Or clams
It ain’t the salmon or the processed ham
You just opened up a great big can of whoopass

by Literally Just A Toaster September 02, 2019

can of whoopass

basically it means when someone or you are threatening someone that you're gonna kick their asshole to the moon, ya jew-tard

Bob: fite me nigga
Joe The Fitness Trainer: don't make me open a can of whoopass bitch
Bob: I just did though

by LargeWillyHaver59 January 19, 2018

can of whoop-ass

When someone about to jump you.

Dude watch out that old man about to open up a can of whoop-ass on you!

by xk1ngg4m3rx September 29, 2014