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oops I crapped my pants

A popular diaper among the elderly.
I can now play tennis for hours without going to the bathroom! Thanks, oops I crapped my pants
by tt February 15, 2003
mugGet the oops I crapped my pantsmug.
Is usually shouted at somebody who has done a terrible wet fart. Mainly in a crowded space like a lift, a meeting room or a class room.
by Frankletini November 14, 2010
mugGet the Check your pants after that onemug.
1. (male) To refrain from engaging in intercourse

2. (both sexes) To mind one's own business, keep out of other people's personal lives and affairs.
1. Hey, it's best to keep your dick in your pants right now, since you didn't bring a condom. You don't want to get an STD, do you?

2. A: Hey, what's wrong? You look upset.

B: Keep your dick in your pants. I don't have to tell you anything.
by MadameTesla August 28, 2015
mugGet the keep your dick in your pantsmug.
To check the amount of available toilet paper before deciding to begin a crap.
John: Be sure to have a roll call before the pants fall! This place has that cheap ass thin toilet paper.
by bobjoe6200 December 18, 2012
mugGet the Roll call before the pants fallmug.

one pant leg rolled up

A trend either worn by: a- celebrities such as LL Cool J back in the early 90's or Eminem, b- the thug or gangsterish crowd, c- people who ride bikes.
Situation: Adam had "one pant leg rolled up" accidentally. Melissa gives him an awkward look. He says, "Yes I'm gangsta!" She replies, "You know who else wears their pants that way?... People who ride bikes!"
Hysterical.
by missliss April 15, 2008
mugGet the one pant leg rolled upmug.
Other than it's literal meaning, it is metaphorically used to denote somebody being taken for a fool. Mostly used by Brits. Brought to the wider audience by Guy Ritchie's movie, Snatch.
Turkish: (looks at the caravan) Look at it. How am I suppose to run this thing from that? We'll need a proper office. I want a new one, Tommy. You're going to buy it for me.
Tommy: Why me?
Turkish: Well, you know about caravans.
Tommy: How's that?
Turkish: You spent a summer in one, which means you know more than me. And I don't want to have my pants pulled down over the price.
by RobKnob March 6, 2012
mugGet the To have my pants pulled downmug.

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