Happy Fap

When you think you’re the first person to be bit by a radioactive spider and then you go kill someone on acid.

Tryna happy fap me spider man?

by EddieBrock5 October 5, 2023

Happy Street

When a guy has hair from his chest to balls

Do you have a happy trial or a happy street?

by Its.a.pawty January 30, 2023

Happy Camper

A sexual act in which a specific female who’s name starts with an L continues to put marshmallows in her mouth until it becomes full at which time the male inserts his penis.

“She gave me the happy camper last night”

by ZestyJ May 1, 2022

Happy Feet

A gay penguin whose only interest lies in bears (large husky gay men covered in body hair). Generally boring and unrizzly.

My friend Wyeth is happy feet

by BatterForCake123 May 24, 2024

happy handbag

A straight woman who enjoys the safe companionship of a gay man.

I'd rather be called a happy handbag than a fag hag.It sounds so derogatory.

by Jennifer-Ann January 5, 2009

Fat And Happy

The term used to describe the structure of phalic organs of men that are large and wide.

That man really has a fat and happy dong, i bet he gets mad women

by CoolKid66642069 June 16, 2019

happy days lad

Can be anything you want it to be. Such as......
Someone standing in dog shit and angrily looking down at his shit stained kicks "happy days lad😒"
Or a lad who has just bummed a stripper and is now spilling the beans to the lads down the boozer......
"happy days lad 😁"

Was bucking this slut up the shiter and when I pulled my bobbies nut out if her back eye I only had a bit of sweetcorn stuck in me japs eye......happy days lad (angry context)

by sookama root ken October 18, 2019