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Happy Ever After

When a cheap massage place jerks off a man for money at the end of their massage.
Man: hey let’s go get a message

Brad: why u cramped?
Man: nah I want that happy ever after
by Karen7397 October 7, 2022
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY

An unknown god-like entity that harnesses the power of destroying the world as we know it.
"Happy Birthday!"
the world fucking implodes.
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Happy Hallowthanksgivmas

When decorations for Halloween, thanksgiving and Christmas go up at the end of September.
When you see decor for Halloween, Thanksgiving and Christmas at the store you say Happy Hallowthanksgivmas.
by Creator912 October 15, 2023
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Happy ending

The girl wanted the guy that kept bringing her flowers dead, but she didn't want to catch a murder charge herself, so she tried to give another guy a blowjob, hoping that he would be a doll and do something sweet for her (like pull out a gun and shoot this cocksucking flower bearing fairy with no balls), but her sinister plan backfired when it turned out the second guy actually liked the guy bringing her the flowers. This made her puke all over the carpet and call her friends for a girl's night out, where she met a real man, a bad guy that had access to automatic weapons and wouldn't hesitate to pull up in front of where both these other faggots were at and turn both of the first two guys into Swiss cheese. A happy ending can be different for different people.
It was a happy ending for the girl, she got with the bad guy, the bad guy got with her, and the first two lambs got deader than a doornail, so her sinister plan went from backfiring to back in business.
by The Original Agahnim July 3, 2021
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happy

basiclly a lie because all people suffer from deppresions
happy=bullshit
by Gabrielisafaggotthatisdepprese January 26, 2018
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Happy

Happy, a person who can never find a defenitons of their name because its rare. They are very nice and only sometimes smell like stinky old sock. They may sometimes randomly moan but thats normal. A proud member of LINDA. They can barely spell but will still correct you and will act like a high and mighty mf. Has a good taste is socks though. (Also very sreccsi)
OMG! IS THAT HAPPY A MEMBER OF THE LINDAS?????
by Hazelmyfav August 29, 2021
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Happy

Happy is a feeling that almost rare to feel and it's crazy. But If I were to feel happy it's because of ONE DIRETION
Person : why are you so happy all of a sudden
Me :Cuz I listened to one direction UWU
by notagirlwhohasnothingtodo September 21, 2020
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