4 definitions by Alex.........

Life

Life is mostly sadness but once in a while can be happy. It is weird that it is real, even if it is not. Nobody knows why it exists but we can pretend that a god or something made it. Oh well. We all die, life is the before part of death. Or maybe it’s just a long dream.

Alex- I am so done with life
Julie- saaaaaaame
Alex- maybe I should just die
Julie- Wait, what?

by Alex......... January 12, 2018

Homophobe

Someone who often whines about other sexualities that are not their own. They are normally taught to think this way, but in some cases they are not. Most believe that homosexuality is not natural and therefore is a sin. If any of this were true than I would be Satan. Of course you can believe what you want, if you’re straight, I don’t immediately assume you are a homophobe, but just going to say to straight homophobes, if somebody tried to tell you that you were going to hell because you were straight would you pretend you were gay? Would people fake being gay for attention, but have to go through so much pain only to be put in more?

Alex claimed he wasn’t a homophobe although he did try to make his son straight. What an asshole.

by Alex......... January 11, 2018

Unicorn

A bisexual female who is very unique in her own special ways. She seems very soft on the outside but don't mess with her. She is a big mess of problems and cries at the stupidest moments.

The unicorn was such a bitch

by Alex......... December 9, 2017

Happiness

Something you work really hard for, but never get.

Jill forgot how to find happiness, but of course she never had it.

by Alex......... December 9, 2017