Hamper Hoe

Someone that sniffs dirty underwear, jocks or other used clothing.

Whenever my boyfriend leaves the house, I am such a hamper hoe.

by 140pointsix November 1, 2025

David Hammet

Ugly Fat Ass

David Hammet

by meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeow June 22, 2010

Silent Hummer

The jerk that sits behind you in math class and quetily humms to himself.... But not loud enough to where the teacher can hear, just you...

Joey - "Mr. Turnner, do you hear it now? he's humming Hannah montanna songs again!"

Mr. Turnner - "I don't hear any thing"

Silent hummer - "Nobody's perfect, I gotta work it"

Joey - *bang's head against desk*

by Easily Agrivated July 9, 2011

Hairy Hamersly

Where a girl despises pubic hair, so she either rejects sexual activity or shaves it for you.

"heh heh heh.." -unzips your pants-

"What the fuck!? You need to shave! I'm not touching that till that shit is GONE."

Damn Hairy Hamersly.

by idgafaurbandictionaryname August 31, 2011

Mocha Hummer

A blow job from your hot wife first thing in the morning, while she has coffee breath.

This is going to be a great day. I got woke up to a mocha hummer.

by One Man Wolf Pack August 25, 2013

Sloppy Hummer

Hummer oral sex with a facial

For a nice finish to the Hummer she gave me, I pulled out and shot on her face to make a Sloppy Hummer

by Nytered August 29, 2013

rectal hammar

The name givin to Somone who destroys recroms in a awesome way

Dude Taylor is such a rectal hammar dude he gave Bo a hammering

by Mcfluffin November 3, 2013