Fruit punch surprise

An ancient Roman tradition invented by Zingus. The fruit punch surprise is the action of surprising ones partner with a delightful spray of fruit punch hidden deep within ones anal cavity. Typically forced out through flatulence, for fun, or for sexual pleasure.

"I gave my boyfriend the nastiest fruit punch surprise whilst he was taking a shit"

Fruit punch surprise by God of smegma April 3, 2026

Fruit Roll-up

The result of putting a flavored condom on your penis, having intercourse with a woman, and then eating the condom.

"Last night me and my wife had a Fruit Roll-up, it was divine!"

Fruit Roll-up by Rat 😎 April 5, 2026

Fruit bowl club

A term allegedly coined by doctors and nurses in the UK for people who end up in hospital after getting a foreign object stuck in their backside, especially fruit, vegetables, or other oddly shaped household items. Often caused when the object becomes difficult to remove due to suction/vacuum pressure, leaving an embarrassing trip to A&E as the only option.

Example: “Jim Jefferies telling the funny story of needing hospital help after getting an egg-shaped toy stuck up his bottom is a prime example of the Fruit Bowl Club.”

Lee: Bruv, my brother once went out with a nurse, and she told me they had a nickname in the hospital for people who came in with things stuck up their backside... they called it The Fruit Bowl Club. LOL

Frank: Really, bruv? LOL.

Lee: Yes bruv. LOL
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Frank: LOL.

Fruit bowl club by Jamiecheese April 26, 2026

Kill fruit 

The act of smoking massive amounts of Marijuana. Fruit is another name for weed.

Hey man you wanna cruise and kill fruit with me before school?

Kill fruit by Grant Aggg May 15, 2008

Juicy Fruit Twins 

A myspace hip hop duo from nova who focused more on their blunt rolling abilities than their music. They only rapped at parties using laptop speakers. Very lame. They had one single called "walmart spinnaz" and it was good because they could only remember the lyrics if they had a blunt before hand. So it was pretty funny. The duo was shutdown in march of 07 due to the song they released "blunts, hoes, pigs, n tricks". It made fun of the school cop and many members of the faculty as well as students. Overall there just a shit hole rap group who had potential until they were forced to resign.

1- are u guise the juicy fruit twins?
2- ya
3- you guise fuckin blow

Juicy Fruit Twins by Devin DeRosia March 31, 2009

Salon Fruit 

The meaner way to say "a gay male who spends a lot of his time at a salon." This also applies if he works there.

That salon fruit was checking out my dad when my mum was getting her hair done...

Salon Fruit by uniPORN February 23, 2009

twat-fruit

The offspring of a self entitle woman.

I told her to be sure her twat-fruit did his homework.

twat-fruit by kilodelta February 22, 2010