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Tom

The kind of cunt who gets massive penis time for rocks and shit like that.
Person 1: You know that guy Tom?
Person 2: Yeah the guy who fucks trees.
Person1: yeah what a sick fuck.
by Tom's nice arse November 5, 2019
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Tom Hall

Dominoes pizza box that gasses jews, an ancient tradition passed on from his ancestors
Oh shit it’s Tom Hall, take your kippers off!
by Chumbert December 12, 2019
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Tom

Tom is a gay goose that only falls for the gayest of boys he has a Retarded run and looks atistic
by Tom hater 700700 April 15, 2019
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Tom Hall

A 'Tom Hall' is a dismissive comment on a cultural or personal phenomenon which reflects a limited understanding of, or concern for, the culture or the person. One delivers a Tom Hall pontifically, with unquestionable righteousness.
Ever watched 'American Pickers'? Oh, you mean 'American Nose Pickers?'

'Me? lecture a drunkard? I'm not stupid'.

My siblings, and many others, have experienced a 'Tom Hall'.
by bisfikisme May 23, 2021
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Tommed

Getting so whipped over a girl that doesn’t like you that no one else can talk to her.
Bro Toms so tommed over Elsa right now it’s wild.
by I poop in lakes March 4, 2022
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Tom

The type of guy that is always going to die everyday. Drinks cola and is a nerd.
Alex: "Hey have you seen Tom?"
Tammy: "Probably is dead."
Alex: "oh.."
by Disco's Discomfort January 22, 2019
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A kid who has a skinny penis.
by Xiao long bro June 7, 2017
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