Tom

The kind of cunt who gets massive penis time for rocks and shit like that.

Person 1: You know that guy Tom?
Person 2: Yeah the guy who fucks trees.
Person1: yeah what a sick fuck.

by Tom's nice arse November 5, 2019

Tom Hall

Dominoes pizza box that gasses jews, an ancient tradition passed on from his ancestors

Oh shit it’s Tom Hall, take your kippers off!

by Chumbert December 12, 2019

Tom

Tom is a gay goose that only falls for the gayest of boys he has a Retarded run and looks atistic

Look how gay Tom runs

by Tom hater 700700 April 15, 2019

Tom Hall

A 'Tom Hall' is a dismissive comment on a cultural or personal phenomenon which reflects a limited understanding of, or concern for, the culture or the person. One delivers a Tom Hall pontifically, with unquestionable righteousness.

Ever watched 'American Pickers'? Oh, you mean 'American Nose Pickers?'

'Me? lecture a drunkard? I'm not stupid'.

My siblings, and many others, have experienced a 'Tom Hall'.

by bisfikisme May 23, 2021

Tommed

Getting so whipped over a girl that doesn’t like you that no one else can talk to her.

Bro Toms so tommed over Elsa right now it’s wild.

by I poop in lakes March 4, 2022

Tom

The type of guy that is always going to die everyday. Drinks cola and is a nerd.

Alex: "Hey have you seen Tom?"
Tammy: "Probably is dead."
Alex: "oh.."

by Disco's Discomfort January 22, 2019

Tom

A kid who has a skinny penis.

man tom sucks a sex.

by Xiao long bro June 7, 2017