peni day

PENI day is the day to CELEBRATE PENI
what is PENI you might be wondering
PENI is the plural OF PENIS
not it's not penises, the government has been lying to you.
PENI day comes on the 15 of every month.
how do you celebrate it? I DONT KNOW
just be happy that PENI exist

person a: hey broski when is PENI day?
person b: its the 15 of every mont

by vinc3 May 21, 2022

Penis Afro

The pubic hair of a male

Dad I’m getting some penis afro

by Im a BOT5059 June 12, 2020

Penis Fish

A fish that swims into your penis and eats you from the inside out. It will cause extreme discomfort, possible insanity, extreme fatigue, cravings for pickles with chocolate, and reoccurring wet dreams about orange unicorns.

Brian: why is John being so weird, he's eating pickles with chocolate and screaming about unicorns in his sleep...
Kyle: he's got a penis fish.
Both: *begin to intensely cry*
Brian: WHY COULDN'T HE HAVE JUST ONE MORE YEAR?!? WHY GOD WHY?!?!

Kyle: it's too late brian.. he's gone..
John: *orgasms violently and dies*

by thicc_tortilla December 12, 2020

penis obligation

A situation to which a male must react in a particular way so as to preserve, exhibit, or confirm his heterosexual male status.

Girlfriend: That poor dwarf got kicked in the nuts by a chimpanzee wearing a karate uniform, and you laughed and cheered?? What's wrong with you?

Boyfriend: Sorry; penis obligation.

by Daggoth T. Rothri August 25, 2010

Thrusty the penis

Mythical penis hes theme song is: Im a little penis short and stout this is my cock this is my balls watch me go vagina in and out thats the way I like it.

Here comes thrusty the penis and his friend vagina

by Poepholl Pilot February 25, 2019

penis slider

a penis slider is when u have a really long dick and it happens to SLIDE back, and go up you ass cheeks. to remove, u just grab, yank, and then shake it off. then, now this should be just common sense, u need to go the bathroom RIGHT away, and wipe ur ass. if u dont, you can get an infection that can cause you to grow a cum infested mass inside u. that is exactly what happened to lil nas x.

also it might be worth the risk if u want to get laid. lots of girls, HOT GIRLS, find this INSANNNNNLY attractive.

guy: wtf! somethings in my ass.... oh just a penis slider.
*walks to the bathroom*

guy: *starts wiping*
*girl walks in*
guy: omg this is so embarrasing!
girl: stop what ur doing and come with me. we're gonna have some fun *wink
guy: HELLLLL YASSS

by Jmurr227 October 15, 2021

Poopy Penis

when your penis gets dark brown tootsie roll colored feces on it after penetrating the anal orifice

Marcy gave me poopy penis and it was so bad. Looked like a tootsie roll flopping around in my bed

by Never not doing it October 14, 2022