Lurpack Legs

Definition of the town slapper who loves a good shag. Knickers sliding up & down like a thermometer.

"Here mate have you seen her over there?"
"Aye avoid her pal it's lurpack legs she will eat you alive"

by LBarr96 April 5, 2023

Leg One Out

Gooner terminology for masturbating without any aids, such as porn, lotion etc, typically used when pleasing oneself. This form of dry masturbation usually involves a bator using just their imagination (Spankbank) or watching something fairly SFW on TV or online. It is the pinnacle of goonerism as it shows one's ability to beat off without needing sexual stimulants and how dedicated they are to cumming as they "struggle" their way to a cumshot.

AKA "L1o"

Brickzilla: I know Courtney Cronin is probably causing many men to Leg one out, whenever she's on TV.

Girthmasterr: It's probably the same way for Taylor Rooks and Lindsay Hamilton whenever she does SC in a short skirt

Johnny Champ: I feel the same way about Julia Rose Glover and Courtney Simonne Hawthornwaite

by GermanGoon January 13, 2025

National Cut off people’s legs Day

Celebrated on October 14th it involves cutting off a persons leg to make them shorter, in preparation for National throw short people day.

Prepare to be short for it’s national cut off people’s legs day

by Eternal fire October 21, 2025

Itchy leg from tattoo

Leg is extremely red and tender. Best way to resolve the problem is to get named with TJ ASAP or risk it causing scars…

Itchy leg from tattoo cure is to Just get naked..

by Cute to Itchy Leg Tattoo June 18, 2022

gradient legs

(noun) a tan that fades from tan to white in the leg area; a less abrupt tan line

Alexandra developed gradient legs after wearing a combo of pants, dresses, and shorts.

by mikethebangsta July 31, 2011

cost an arm and a leg

if something costs you an arm and a leg, it costs you a lot of money.

you know that horse cost an arm and a leg

by cemilthegreeklover June 1, 2018

King Crab Legs

The male version of slut strands

Man1: I’ve been trying to grow out my King Crab Legs for awhile now
Man 2: aren’t those just the guy version of slut strands?

by Jeokss January 18, 2023