pig gopher

when your dinner plates are different colors you yell this phrase outloud
Guy 1: "hey man, why is my plate red and yours is blue?"
Guy 2: "PIG GOPHER!!"
by Wherearemylegs June 05, 2014
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Pig ate my pizza

When an ugly girl gags when giving you oral
Bro she was on some pig ate my pizza type shit if you know what I’m sayin lmao
by I…am..that.guy October 09, 2021
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Pool Pig

A game of traditional basketball-style pig played in a pool
Ed had “P-I-G” in pool pig before Josh and Adam got a “P”.
by ForWhoForWhat August 31, 2021
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Danish Pig-In-A-Blanket

Shoving a toothpick down a man's penis and jacking him off until he cums blood
I recently gave my boyfriend a Danish pig-in-a-blanket.
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Yeah bro, I need a Danish pig-in-a-blanket or I'll go crazy.
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I gave David a Danish pig-in-a-blanket a few days ago.
by Oliver Nordin December 15, 2024
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zoom pig

A woman that appears to be attractive at a distance, but is unattractive from a closer distance.
Damn, I saw this smoke show on the other side of the street, turned out to be a Zoom Pig though.
by anonymous_mcgee September 16, 2021
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Frozen Danish mud pig

When two gay males roll around in their steaming liquid shit and wear pig masks and one the of males freezes part of the shit and proceeds to shove it up the other males ass for sexual gay lover pleasure whilst rolling around in the shit.
Ivan: Wyatt and ace just did a Frozen Danish mud pig last night!
Jack: We gotta try that sometime!
by ScratchySackJack January 24, 2025
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