Nut punch

When a male blows his load at a female and she punches his load out of the air

Last night i was having such a good time with my girlfriend until she nut punched me it went everywhere

by Soulsrest December 10, 2019

punch circle

a collective celebration of self hatred in which all members form a circle and punch each other

also known as pircle

i hate myself - lets have a punch circle

by aiddsss December 11, 2019

punch the donut

hit the cervix during intercourse

"Ouch! You punched my donut!"

Punch the donut

by eldoot December 21, 2019

fruit punch ice lolly

when a girls period is on a tampon is frozen and licked off

“i gotta chance my tampon”-shelly says

“give me it i can make a fruit punch ice lolly”- even says

“what’s that”-shelly says

“oh it’s desert for tonight”-even says

“ok big D ev”-shelly says

by weiner lover 1234 December 21, 2019

Cunt punch

When someone’s a push over and a mood kill

He/she is such a cunt punch

by Big Aussie cunt December 30, 2019

Punching the ticket

To push an erroneous digit through insufficient bumwad straight into a fouled nipsy when preparing yesterday's lunch.

Splitting the toilet paper sheets was always going to run the risk of punching the ticket. It was either that or use a sock.

by Stiglitz April 25, 2019

Mist Punch

The act of punching something with such force that it dissipates into a mist. Considered to be meta.

"Rowack mist punches the bat into a mist."

by Tipsy T Turtle April 29, 2019