Egg dildo

An egg dildo is for people with a fetish for eggs, obviously.

You horny baby?
Yeah, grab the egg dildo.

by anonymous September 14, 2020

Rotten Egg

A closeted trans person (an egg) that uses transphobia to cope.

Alice: Did you hear the news? Charlie went on another transphobic tirade yesterday.
Bob: What a rotten egg.

by MalumLibrum958 October 22, 2023

egg slip

when a transgender person who hasn't realized their identity, slips up, so to speak, and refers to themselves as their actual identity

Person 1: Ugh, women shouldn't do things like that, right man?
Person 2: Why shouldn't I be able to do that?
Person 1: But you're a man...
Person 3: Did I just catch an egg slip???

by caspertheUFO August 19, 2022

Hemorrhoid egg

Something that can only happen within angry women usually named Emma.

Emma: You are such a baby
Me: You have Hemorrhoid egg stfu

by numsemand February 28, 2018

egg

a bald guy named hugh

Hugh is a bald egg

by Eye Yam Loli September 7, 2020

Egg Salad

The resultant mush that occurs in a woman's body upon witnessing an ovulation-inducing child of christ-like cuteness.

"Did you see that picture mesh of Zach Braff and Donald Faison, making their perfect dream progeny?"
"Yeah, I made egg salad instantly"

by Shocka_celia March 5, 2015

Egg on Toast

Sexual innuendo when a female bleeds out and passes an egg cell on to another females dried-up, filthy, herpes-encrusted, rotten, rash-loaded, pus-leaking vagina

Oh fuck bitch give me that egg on toast.

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 7, 2023