Nick

An absolute retard with the smallest cock known to man. Scientist have called it a medical marvel and have been studying it his entire life. Nick's are also prone to driving slammed Chevy's that look like absolute shit while yelling "Pinche quate foo!" at any four cylinder that passes him. Overall, a Nick is an absolute retard with a small cock to match his puny ass truck.

(Sees a ugly gay slammed chevy drive by) "Oh look! It's the local retard, Nick!"

by Gooner Boy January 26, 2024

Nick

A guy that has the smallest cock will fuck any ugly bitch alive and can suck dick very well

Nick sucked my dick really good last night

by Willsin September 15, 2017

Nick

Most amazing person alive. Wears monster condoms on his massive dong. All the ladies are attracted to Nicks and Nick knows it. Some believe he is the secret love child of Chuck Norris. Nick can do everything plus ultra.

Girl 1: hey Nick

Girl 2: hi Nick
Girl 3: Nick please marry me

Nick: maybe sometime later I got to destroy an astroid while riding on a tiger mad of flames.

by Boberthashtag March 19, 2019

Nick

Nick is that one guy who will notice when you are not ok. He will hold your hand at the perfect moment. He will listen to you cry and make you feel better after. He gives the world's best hugs. All in all he is the most amazing guy you will ever meet. He is your best friend, your human diary, your world, your other half, your everything. Nick's are the best.

Hey you know my best friend?
Nick?
Ya. He is the BEST!

by itz_me_bitch June 3, 2019

Nick-Crider

A person who is a pedophile who lives at 1601 Lafayette St Valparaiso, IN 46383.
You can call him at [phone].

You little nick-crider.
Nick-crider touched my daughter.

by Life-Ruiner August 22, 2025

nick

a short crusty ass dorito hoe. he likes to blow things up and threaten to kill people, he likes to yell in class and break things. he does not listen and is secretly having an affair with the teacher. he thinks he is the best person ever but in reality he is ugly and has anger issues. DONT TALK TO HIM EVER!!!!!!!!!

“hey nick, you suck.”
“FUCK YOU IM GOING TO BLOW UP YOUR HOUSE”

by creepyclxwngirl November 5, 2020

Nick Bondy

Best Valorant Player Ontario, Canada. Funny streamer, Try hard in every game.

Best streamer ever Nick Bondy.

by fatboybondy December 21, 2020