Rib Job

The act of sticking a slow-roasted rib that's falling-off-the-bone up your partner's ass, pulling the bone out clean, and finally receiving the expelled meat from an elevated position. Hot sauce can be added to turn up the heat on both parties.

"These ribs are so tender and delicious. I should totally see if Katie's up for a little rib job action!"

Rib Job by awful chief April 13, 2010

Belly Job 

The act of a horizontally gifted woman (or man) tossing one off utilising her rolls of frankly disgusting fatty matter. Alternatively, a fat bitch making you cum using her rolls of flab.

"Oi bitch, belly job, now!"
"Your mum belly jobbed me last night"
"Where does the cum go in a belly job?"

Belly Job by Julia Thebellyjobqueen October 3, 2008

Wink Job 

It begins with a 'reverse' tea bag. (you approach from above the head)this way the sack covers the eyes. the recipient flutters their eyelids in attempt to see what just happened.

You must be very careful, their reaction can be quite painful.

Honey, after I mow the lawn, can I get a wink job?

Wink Job by Woodwacker May 15, 2008

carpenter job 

when you get a rusty nail full of tetanus and cram it down your urethra with a hammer.

dude, i just gave myself the most gnarly carpenter job over with a sledge-hammer.

carpenter job by reidilydeidily March 24, 2010

Stuff Job 

During intercourse, the male jams his scrotum into the vagina or anus.

She's been walking funny ever since I gave her a stuff job

Stuff Job by Herpesaurous Rex September 13, 2010

mom job 

When receiving either a hand or blow job from someone's mother, usually a close friend.

I got the best mom job last night, I hope your dad doesn't find out.

mom job by penciltucky October 31, 2011

Gooch Job 

When a man sits with his legs apart, and the female toungues on the area between the balls and the butthole. Otherwise known as the gooch.

Doshier managed to convince Piera to give him a gooch job last night. Yea he came..... HARD

Gooch Job by BIGbootybitchescamehard76 November 6, 2011