Canajoharie High School 

An actual prison. Teenage pregnancy among siblings and cousins is very common, drop out rates are astounding, and there is annoying-ass preppy kids present, thinking they’re better than everyone and everything. Oh, and they are sexist towards men.

Canajoharie High School seems like a great place to send our kids!

Canajoharie High School by Yoyoyoyoyoyo666 December 10, 2021

Condolence High Five 

Condolence high fives are no different from ordinary high fives, except that they are offered in condolence rather than in celebration.

Ted had the most horrible date; because Barney could relate to his sadness, he offered Ted a Condolence High Five.

Condolence High Five by Solo Amadeus April 11, 2022

zoned him out 

giving a random annoying guy you just met your phone number

The man who was my age liked me btw, he was trying, so I zoned him out. He still hasn't called me yet, tho.

zoned him out by Baba-18 May 15, 2022

shit his whole ass 

Severe diarrhea, often related to food one has consumed.

Damar shit his whole ass after consuming root beer and chili dogs.

shit his whole ass by SYWA October 2, 2022

Cheyenne Mountain High School

A lame ass school with stuck up rich kids who bitch and complain if everything doesn't go their way. Out of all the gay kids i only know about 2 that are actually cool and dont force their sexuality on everyone. Everyone there is spoiled and still try to act like hardass gang bangers even though they have lots of money.

Cheyenne Mountain High School is full of kids who juul

Cheyenne Mountain High School by Anus Destroyer 69 December 19, 2018

Bonner Springs High School 

A school that combines both Hicks, Sluts, Druggies, and privileged white people in one building.

There is no telling what you find at Bonner Springs High School. Got any weed?

Bonner Springs High School by Hotjesus102 October 23, 2019

Forest Park High School 

The only school where the underclassmen are bigger sluts than the upper class, only in comparison to Garfield. I'm talking about orgies and sucking dick in the hallways along with fucking on the damn floor of a bathroom. Crowded ass hallways with ghetto kids blocking the way who cause the most trouble with fights and drugs. Broken sinks, broken dreams. Dirty ass bathrooms or juul rooms with shit stains on the stall walls and floors with wet toilet paper everywhere, especially on the ceiling. Not to mention the sophomore having a fucking seizure from a hitting a fake ass cart or unit. You'll find random ass shit in the urinals too, like a turd or bread. Football games are just a place where kids fight or drink until they puke or have a seizure to watch a shitty ass football team get raped, no lube, by a ghetto ass school down the road from us. An IT school with shitty ass wifi and even shitter IT teachers who don't do shit as well.

Adult: So what high school are you thinking of going to?

8th Grader: Forest Park High School in PWC

Adult: Aw man....good luck.

Forest Park High School by 968673937447388 January 13, 2020