happiness hedge

When a fan places a wager against their favorite team in a game or other event. This causes a win/win situation for the fan. Either the fan’s favorite team wins or the fan win their bet.

James: I bet on the Nuggets to lose.

Jake: but aren’t you a fan of the Nuggets?

James: yes, but if they lose, I want to at least get paid.

Jake: ahh, the old happiness hedge

Kyle: true dat

by cupofjuice93 May 23, 2023

Happy hole

A woman’s vagina

Yo, Vanessa has the widest happy hole in the 13th grade

by Wito nasty May 31, 2020

happy

when you are angry

i happy he stole my water

by bansom June 28, 2022

Happy ritual

A ritual engaged deeply in joy, love, and happiness. Usually done by a Chaos Magician

It's time to shift gears, we need a happy ritual!

by Happy (she, her) January 23, 2024

happy

sad

i am so happy i am sobbing

by anonymous January 18, 2023

soviet happy days

A kafkaesque scenario where you don't jump shark; shark jumps YOU!

Welcome to Soviet Happy Days, Fonzie. You put that coffee down. That coffee is for closers.

by Orangeboxman December 12, 2016

Happy mint

Happy mint is a person that skrapes up gum from sidewalks, under tables, or any other gum thats previousley been chewed, to have the plesure of colecting or chewing it them selves.

"damn, you know that thot i met up with the other day, man it was a total turn on when i realized she was chewing gum that she found under my desk, shes a total happy mint dude"

by £xpensive February 12, 2019