You have me.

"You have me" is such a strong way to let people know that they can trust you.

There's this phrase that means the same thing but has less of an impact on someone's actual feelings, and all it is are 3 words and 8 letters. I love you. "I love you" means that you care about someone so much that you would do almost anything for them. But, you have me insures that they can always trust you.

Girl: "I LOVE YOU"

Guy: "You have me."

by anonymous January 22, 2023

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 7, 2025

I’m Having a stroke please call someone

When you’re in the process of having a stroke and you nde to lte oothrse nkowwwwwwwwwwwwwww

David-“Why golly gee wilikers, it’s snowing outside!”

Geoff-“David please help I’m having a stroke please call someone

by StarchDisks December 6, 2022

have you some popcorn

Gay urban slang for trying a new guy out sexually.

When he saw Billy drop me off, Greg asked me "Did you have you some popcorn tonight?"

by Researcher135 July 20, 2017

Do you are have stupid

Only true intellectualls use this insult against their lower intelligence foes. When you utter this phrase, the very atoms in your opponents body escape in fear of being obliterated by your overwhelming rizz. All shall fear you, all shall bow and beg for mercy. Now my student. Please be carefull with this power. You could end the world if this is utilised incorrecly. Go. Fly and destroy all the Skibidis, then we can be free.

P1:Your a fucking idiot
P2:*You'r
P1:That's not how y-
P2:DID I ASK
P1:I appologise, you are truly a master of the arts
P1:But, even still
P1:You are not strong enough
P2:Shush, I end you now
P1:HA HA HA, DO YOU ARE HAVE S T U P I D

P2:NANI
P2 lierally gets atomised

Do you are have stupid urban dictonary, I already used the word. Right up there. Well Do you are have stupid is here now. Did you hear that I said the thing.

by The Funny Skibidi Froog Man December 13, 2023

snakes have legs

False information that is typically found and spread on the internet. It is a reference to the "SNAKES HAVE LEGS" video made by Danny Casale.

"Dude, did you hear that people with blonde hair are 34% more likely to spontaneously combust?"

"I don't know man, it kinda sounds like snakes have legs."

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian April 29, 2025