ass lips

When a women wears shorts that are too small and the bottom of her ass sticks out.

When that chick walks away, you totally notice her ass lips.

ass lips by e-rock1 October 23, 2005

ass burger 

A nasty piece of shit that is stuck between your ass cheeks for over four days.

Dude, you smell like an ass burger.

ass burger by CPrice May 18, 2006

Ass Through Mouth

Haveing anal sex with a whore through a cut out hole in the mouth of a photo of your ex-girlfriend

I was so drunk last night I pulled an "ass through mouth" on this tranny I met.

Ass Through Mouth by JoeBob111 January 4, 2008

Ass Licker

Someone who is sexually stimulated and gratified by licking another persons filthy, stinky asshole.

That dude is a bonified Ass Licker. He licked his girlfriend's asshole clean. He even ate the kernal of corn she farted onto his tounge.

Ass Licker by slicksal October 24, 2006

ass nipple 

A person who has no idea what the hell he is talking about, but claims he is an expert in the subject. He talks down to others claiming he knows all, until he gets shut down hard.

Hi tech support? I am an IT professional and my internet doesn’t work! You better fix this NOW.

OK sir, are you using a static or dynamic IP address?

I don’t know what that means; just get my internet working ASAP!

OK, sir... you are an Ass Nipple!

ass nipple by Ty Lanol August 23, 2005

ass answer 

Unintentionally answering a phone call with the phone in your pocket by sitting on it or otherwise applying pressure to the keys just as someone calls you. See also: ass dial.

Someone called me but I think I just ass answered.

ass answer by Industrio Melman April 26, 2003

ass water 

Alternate name for Booty Sweat, and energy drink from the movie Tropic Thunder. ALSO, the water that splashes on your ass when you're taking a poop. Very annoying, often resulting in the need for extra toilet paper usage.

"Damn that Ass Water is tasty."
or
"Damn that ass water is nasty."

ass water by bomber22 January 6, 2009