bright eyes

Bright Eyes, N. A crappy overrated band fronted by the supposedly "deep" Conor Oberst. Commonly mistaken as one of the greastest indie singer songwriters, but this title is already occupied by people such as Elliott Smith and Jeff Mangum,along with others but Oberst isn't. But he does reconize talent as he's signed the wonderful band Tilly and the Wall.

Bright Eyes Fan: Oh my god, I love his lyrics there so good and like, deep you know?

Me: No, his lyrics are about as deep as a toilet bowl.

by The Telephone Wires January 9, 2008

cotton eye

cot·ton eye
noun \ˈkɑtən ˈaɪ\

: a penis that has been probed by a cotton swab wielded by a medical professional ie. for std testing and swabbing for bacteria or fungus.

Bob had a crazy Friday night on the town, and in turn spent all Saturday morning waiting for a cotton eye at Planned Parenthood.

by Chuck Naked September 15, 2013

panda eyes

When one punches both eyes of another person and gives the victim 2 black eyes; causing the victim to have a strong facial resemblance of the panda.

I caught my girl cheating on me, so I grabbed sancho and beat the living hell out of him, and finished by knocking him out by punching the spleen, sprinkling birdseed and honey all over him, dragging his naked body onto a crowded street before finishing off his punk arse with a nice set of panda eyes. That'll teach him not to cheat again.

by edw007 October 2, 2007

whale's eye

a chick's pussy

have you ever looked at a whale's eye in a book? it looks just like a girl's pussy

by the prophet March 24, 2003

eye opener

Doing a one and one of coke. Usually refers to the first one and one or when done upon waking up.

Yo, I can't get going this morning, I can sure use me an eye opener

by Blue Eyed Soul Brother December 11, 2010

ass-eyes

Someone who does something stupid, usually without looking. This word usually pertains to idiotic drivers, but, can be used as an expletive when angry.

Hey, get in your own lane, ass-eyes!

by JWLA September 10, 2005

blue eyes

1. the white man
2. police officers, usually the white ones

1. Watch out for the blue eyes they'll try to take your freedom
2. He was ducking blue eyes cuz they had a warrent for his arrest

by MiC check September 9, 2005