Donkey Poke

When you poop on somebody’s face and it’s bloody

Jake got donkey poked by Jenna

by Johnson dingleberry April 28, 2024

Kinda Donkey

Refers to something or someone who is Unfair, uncool, or unskilled.

Allan- "Hey can you give me directions? My survival skills are kinda Donkey."

by I'm Kinda Donkey September 18, 2021

cheeky donkey

When you drop a donkey impression mid-intercourse with your Canadian girlfriend (you don't know her, she goes to another school).

I uh, she, uhm, I was really doing her yeah and then I grabbed her hair and just... HEE HAW, cheeky donkey

by T. Bee July 31, 2024

donkey

Gordon Ramsay's favourite word

Gordon Ramsay: YOU F**ING DONKEY

by rob v2 April 11, 2022

donkey-orifice

What Bob Ebeling's superior told him not to be when he reported that the Space Shuttle Challenger had unsafe rocket-boosters.

I'd rather be called a donkey-orifice a million times than not speak out against a design-flaw that would likely cost the lives of seven astronauts.

by QuacksO March 5, 2019

wonkey donkey

when some one does meat spin to much there anal cavety is wonkey

mak is such a wonkey donkey

by big boy 96 November 12, 2018

Donkey Plod

the action of a neurotypical individual capitalising off the innovations of a neurodivergent individual - effectively performing the obvious steps from start to finish without any creativity or additional contributions, taking credit for the idea as if it was their own.

Mia spent weeks researching and proposing a new integration system, and amongst the stress ends up burning herself out; Lucas casually approaches to fill in and implements the steps Mia laid out. He receives the credit for the amazing work as if it was his own - total Donkey Plod.

by whosyourdani October 27, 2025