“Hey, have you seen Oliver Taylor around?”
“No, why?”
“Because I need a cute guy to make fun of for being fat.”
“No, why?”
“Because I need a cute guy to make fun of for being fat.”
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STFU SHE IS THE MUSIC INDUSTRY AND IF YOU DRAG HER YOU WILL BE DRAGGED
STFU SHE IS THE MUSIC INDUSTRY AND IF YOU DRAG HER YOU WILL BE DRAGGED
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2)The Music Industry
3)The Legend who writes her own music
4)The owner of the albums Lover, Folklore, Evermore, Red(TV), Fearless(TV) and soon-to-be owner of (again) Debut, Speak Now, 1989 and Reputation
2)The Music Industry
3)The Legend who writes her own music
4)The owner of the albums Lover, Folklore, Evermore, Red(TV), Fearless(TV) and soon-to-be owner of (again) Debut, Speak Now, 1989 and Reputation
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Person 1: "Hey, why'd you Dr Taylor me? You asked for my opinion and then did the complete opposite"
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