Smasheyes 

Fairly varied in it's use, but essentially the act of being or getting horribly drinks/drunk in an extremely short period of time. Violence and nudity can ensue.

I got so smasheyes last night, I tried to get off with my mum.

Don't look over there at him, he's fucking smasheyes, he'll kick your fucking head in...

Let's throw caution to the wind and get smasheyes

Old Smasheyes is back!

Ahhhhh! I'm fucking SMASHEYES!

Smasheyes by Drinco November 10, 2008

smashedness 

The level to which one is smashed. See: drunk, etc.

"My level of smashedness has just reached 12 on a scale of 1 to 11. (see Spinal Tap)

smashedness by Forbzy November 25, 2006

smashed crabface 

girl with really ugly face

"that chick is ugly! she looks like a smashed crabface!"

smashed crabface by jjatlw April 29, 2007

smashpackulous 

Graphic design term for a well implemented content-rich printed piece, one that conveys a lot of meaning in a small amount of space.

Wow! I can not believe you got everything the client wanted on this flyer! It's smashpackulous!

smashpackulous by Ibi Kana August 13, 2007

Smashtadon

A particularly fat girl who for some reason is hot enough to have sober, consensual sex with.

"Dude, the girl your workin' on is hot, but her chunky friend isn't that bad."

"Yeah, she's a Smashtadon, fosho."

"Should I smash?"

"Yeah, Smashtadons are like unicorns, often talked about but seldom seen."

Smashtadon by Kenny Todd January 1, 2008

smashkabang 

The act of smashing and banging something or someone at the same time.

Wow, I totally smashkabanged that watermelon while it was still on the piano!

smashkabang by Caressa_<3_Toki February 26, 2008

Smashn 

A verbal onslaught to the member of the female sex by a male. Usually in an argument where the female has violated some rule either spoken or unspoken.

My girl friend was textn one of her male "friends" at 12 mid night so I started smashn on her.

Smashn by That Dude32 February 28, 2009