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Inconsistent Hooper

An inconsistent hooper is when you're good at basketball on some days, and just terrible on other days.
Denzel: Tell me why Kenan is suddenly good today? He was horrible just yesterday!

Matthew: He's an inconsistent Hooper
by 15Crossed April 30, 2025
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Incompitent

Being unable to do anything correctly, including controlling ones bowels.
My president is incompitent.
by Jenburt June 28, 2025
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Incongruous

Someone who was elected to office in Washington.
My ex-wife just won the primary and if she wins the general election, she will be incongruous.
by Jay Teece July 3, 2025
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Inconclusive

Hmmm....
Hym "Inconclusive... But on another note, already doing it. I'm doing stuff. I'm publishing dissertations. Giving feedback on works associated with my brand sometimes when I get the chance. Godolkin? Right? You know what also causes people to expire? Not being about to diagnose or have treated infections because you're not getting the royalties you should be getting because everybody wants to pretend that information wasn't added to the epistemic data set by one specific person. So, you know, dromedary strike something. Literally anything. Drone strike the absolute shit out of something. Pick a building."
by Hym Iam October 26, 2025
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Incomidation

Express yourself when you're incomidation.
by anonymous November 13, 2025
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incompute

Totally lacking in sensibility, reasoning, or strategic calculation; acting without mental processing, foresight, or intellectual rigor. Describes decisions or behaviors made without analysis, computation, modeling, or even basic rational processing.

Origin:
compute → to think logically, calculate, reason
in- → not; without
→ incompute = without computation; without calculation; without strategic reasoning.
His response to the crisis was utterly incompute — no planning, no logic, no computation at all.

The tariff war was so incompute that even calculators filed for emotional distress.

A leader who makes incomputed decisions exposes an entire nation to risk. The tariff announcements were a textbook case.

incomputely (adv.) — “He acted incomputely.”
incomputed (adj.) — “An incomputed decision.”
incomputation (n.) — total lack of computational foresight.

As a noun:
“Don’t be an incompute — think for two seconds before you act.”
“He kept making the same mistake; the guy’s a total incompute.”
“You’re being incompute right now. Slow down, compute, and try again.”
by LexiconBaldwin December 3, 2025
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Inconjubulated

Tangled or Mixed Pronounced (in-cun-jew-bu-late-ed)
Damn my wires are all Inconjubulated
by Star1a December 16, 2025
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