national wear pants day

The last thursday in March developed in the early 2nd century BC by celtic traditions. Annually, observers forsake their traditional shorts and skirts for pants in honor of this holy day. To not observe this holiday is to flip god off.

Even Anthony observes National Wear Pants Day

by fastrun97 March 29, 2015

Someone pooped my pants

Something Jeffy from SML says as a way of deflection to get him out of trouble when he shits his pants.

Jeffy: Farts

Rosalina: What's that smell?

Jeffy: Ummmm someone pooped my pants.

Mario: JEFFY!

by UltimateDoge June 26, 2021

owes me a new pair of pants

a phrase refering to a girl being so hot that you blew your load just looking at her.

damn that girl looks so right she owes me a new pair of pants.

by george January 20, 2005

Dance dance shit your pants

the act of doing a dance while having diarrhea making you dance then dance again before finally shitting your pants. the actual shitting of your pants can vary it might be a little squeaker or it could be a full blown explosive black out diarrhea if this is the case the police might be after you because you most likely just killed who ever was in the room with you with your explosive, flammable diarrhea. The actual shitting of your pants is due to the dancing that had been happening earlier. Symptoms that dance dance shit your pants (DDSYP) is about to happen are: nausea, dancing with no control of your limbs, and a numb feeling in your lower extremities. A clear sign that the DDSYP is black out diarrhea is if start to spin uncontrollably, this due to the propulsion of the diarrhea. If you feel DDSYP coming on while at a club, highly populated party or family reunion get out of there because it will not end well.

(at a party)
Person 1: man i'm dancing with no control of my limbs and a numb feeling around my lower extremities
Person 2: are you spinning on your own?
Person 1: no it's uncontrollable
Person 2: OMG EVACUATE THE BUILDING THIS MAN HAS DANCE DANCE SHIT YOUR PANTS! LEAVE THE WEAK AND SMALL! EVERYBODY OUT!!!!!
Person 1: it's too late
(everyone dies)

by DDSYP case 0 November 15, 2010

Laugh My Freakin Pants Off

A more extreme version(indicating more laughterness) of LMAO.

Considered, by some discerning gamesters, to indicate MORE laughterness than even LMFAO!

The word, 'freakin' may also be substituted with other 'f' words such as, 'flippin' 'flappy' or 'fuckin'
Its' all a matter of personal preference, imo!

Simplyknitting> Oh shit! I just attacked my freakin Thorn neighbour instead of that lvl 5 npc! Typed the wrong coords in!

Gobbledegook> lol you dumb ass noob, sk! ROFL and Laugh My Freakin Pants Off :)

mighty cale>Awww SK! But yeah, GG, i just gotta LMFPO too! *sigh now we gotta get sk outta the shit!*

It has also been known too add the word 'big' and/or 'Smelly' into the mix. I feel this is quite acceptable i.e. Laugh My Freakin Big Smelly Pants Off.

Other variations may include the use of a relatives' pants:-

Laugh My Mothers Freakin Big Flappy Pants Off

Laugh My Sisters' Smelly Pants Off

Laugh My Grandads' Freakin Smelly Big Flappy Pants Off

But it can all get a bit out of hand and become too cumbersome! LMGFSBFPO! :)

by SimplyKnitting July 17, 2010

oops I crapped my pants

A fake commercial from the popular television show SNL. This skit first aired sometime in the mid 90s.

"Imagine this pitcher of ice tea is a gallon of your feces..."

"How do you know so much about Oops I Craped My Pants?"
"Because I'm wearing them...and I just did."

by Liz February 20, 2005

Fatty McButter Pants Bonbon Style

1.An extremely obese person.

Did you see that Fatty Mcbutter Pants Bonbon Style in Sacramento?

by Anonymous April 21, 2003