When you see a super hot chick and you actually think her shit don't stink. You actually visualize rimming, sucking on, and eating out her asshole even with remnants of shit in her butt crevice. But, to you, it is well worth it because she is sooooo hot. Sometimes it can be used as an Acronym : (ETSOOHA). It is pronounced "Et-sew-ha".
1.) Horny Bastard: Look at Britney Spears....she has a super juicy butt and looks hot!
Fat Bastard: I would so Eat The Shit Out Of Her Asshole!
2.) Nerd#1: Do you think Britney Spears is hot?
Nerd#2: Man, I would ETSOOHA anyday!!!
Fat Bastard: I would so Eat The Shit Out Of Her Asshole!
2.) Nerd#1: Do you think Britney Spears is hot?
Nerd#2: Man, I would ETSOOHA anyday!!!
by Sicilianbuttfucker June 21, 2011
The far-less-euphamistic version of "have your cake and eat it too;" An idiomatic figure of speech used to connote the idea of consuming a highly desired thing whilst managing to preserve it. This may also indicate having or wanting more than one can handle or deserve, or trying to have two incompatible things.
John: "I work at a law firm so I can make lots of money and get hot women, but then I work at a law firm, so I have no time to actually go out and find hot women."
Trisha: "You can't have your cock and eat it too."
John: "Don't you mean cake?"
Trisha: "Do I look like I eat cake?"
Trisha: "You can't have your cock and eat it too."
John: "Don't you mean cake?"
Trisha: "Do I look like I eat cake?"
by The Mighty Meme February 09, 2012
A verbal threat designed to intimidate.
Usually used as a precursor to the subject or conflict and is usually exclaimed.
May also be seen as: "I'm gonna eat her foot." "I'm gonna eat his foot." "I'm gonna eat their foot."
To eat another's foot is to hinder their ability to stand and therefore resulting in weaker arguments from the opposition as none of the arguments have a stable base of evidence to use.
Usually used as a precursor to the subject or conflict and is usually exclaimed.
May also be seen as: "I'm gonna eat her foot." "I'm gonna eat his foot." "I'm gonna eat their foot."
To eat another's foot is to hinder their ability to stand and therefore resulting in weaker arguments from the opposition as none of the arguments have a stable base of evidence to use.
I'm gonna eat your foot if you give me more homework, Ms. Snow!
If she takes my pencil again, I'm gonna eat her foot!
I'm gonna eat their feet if my children don't do their homework.
I'm gonna eat his foot if he mentions me in his tweets!
If she takes my pencil again, I'm gonna eat her foot!
I'm gonna eat their feet if my children don't do their homework.
I'm gonna eat his foot if he mentions me in his tweets!
by Grandma's Fury January 25, 2017
by Paul C. August 09, 2003
The Congress: trump, u need eat that fucking peach I gave u.
Trump: NO!!!
The Congress: or we will fire u and we’ll replace u with joe Biden the badass as president.
Trump: u can’t I’m fucking rich & u work for me because u guys are peasants.
The Congress: just eat the fucking peach & ur ass won’t get kicked.
Trump: fuck no, I ain’t eating shit!
*the congress kicks trump’s ass back to China where he belongs*
The Congress: hey joe Biden, ur now the president.
Joe Biden: oh yeah yeah
The word I should define; trump needs to eat a peach.
Trump: NO!!!
The Congress: or we will fire u and we’ll replace u with joe Biden the badass as president.
Trump: u can’t I’m fucking rich & u work for me because u guys are peasants.
The Congress: just eat the fucking peach & ur ass won’t get kicked.
Trump: fuck no, I ain’t eating shit!
*the congress kicks trump’s ass back to China where he belongs*
The Congress: hey joe Biden, ur now the president.
Joe Biden: oh yeah yeah
The word I should define; trump needs to eat a peach.
by Some1 @ the internet December 20, 2019
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