Joel "Checkers" Eyles

Lockleys Div12 Ressie Legend Statistics
Position: Ruckman
Games Played: 158
Goals: 13
BOG: 36
Choccy Milks Consumed: Something like 8,414,037+ and counting
Height: Something like 6'5
Swats the sh*t out of ball in the ruck like a 7'3 Olympic Volleyballer

Richmond Cricket Club Legend Stats
Bowling ave. 7 overs
Bats at 7
Car Windscreens Hit: 4 (and counting)
Left his groin at Fine Leg... then got sent to the scorers book
Bats with the sustainable gardening boots
The founder of the Boxie
Still consumes choccy milk

The tale continues

Is is a bird, is is a plane???

NO. It's Joel "Checkers" Eyles' 74cm mullet flying in the ruck contest

by Pannas & Rizz November 15, 2023

Homie checkup

A regular checkup to see how the homies are doing.

"Hey guys, homie checkup time. How are the server homies?"

by tbadragod November 30, 2023

pulse check

An test or exam so easy that anyone with a pulse would pass.

That midterm was a pulse check! Easiest 100 of my life!

by rotmgtroller February 14, 2024

Chode check

When you want to verify is someone has a chode

Alex definitely has a chode, let’s go chode check him to make sure

by Sports net February 16, 2024

peepeepoopoo check

how dont u know the PEEPEEPOOPOOPOOOOOOOOOO
PEEPEE POOPOO OO

Aye, have you got your peepeepoopoo check?
Skibidi

by Iamashark February 20, 2024

chin check

you are someone that can not be checked or played with, you are a boss and u were born a boss.

Even if my name were to be Natalie Nunn, you bitches still couldn't chin check me.

by astrodayne February 22, 2024

notebook checking parents

stupid ass parents who always want to check their kids books for no fucking reason and judge them for doing anything wrong

my mom is a notebook checking parents

by sagani gadiks son March 5, 2024