Jonas Brothers 

A band consisting of three brothers;

Paul Kevin Jonas II
Joseph Adam Jonas
Nicholas Jerry Jonas


Although many think of them as "untalented," they have double the amount of fans then haters. If they were so horrible, people wouldn't listen to them.


Their big break came when they were featured in an episode of Hannah Montana.


Before that, they weren't close to as popular as they are now (2009). 90% of their fans are girls; men -mainly ages 13 through 17- think of them as homosexual. They're gay because they can get girls, huh?


All 3 of the Jonas Brothers wear purity rings; meaning no sex until marriage. Also meaning, NO AIDS. How is that bad? Ever? Excuse them for not wanting a disease.


The Jonas Brothers have talent.
It's not that big of a deal.

Girl 1: OMJ, THE JONAS BROTHERS ARE FAMAZING!!!111!!

Me: Calm down, please.


Girl 1: NOWAYBCH. ALL THEIR SONGZ ARE ABOUT MIII!


Me: No. They don't even know you exist. :)


Girl 1: *explodes*


Don't be obsessed. It's just weird.

Jonas Brothers by BriBriRawrz March 24, 2009

smothers brothers 

When a guy teabags another guy while the other guy is picking the newest scabs off his taint

Michael was giving Brian a mean Smothers Brothers when Phil's mom walked in for her daily steamer.

smothers brothers by Beard of Death September 11, 2005

Jonas Brothers 

Three singers: Joe Jonas, Nick Jonas, and Kevin Jonas. I don't like them but I don't hate them. Lots of people (mostly 10-year-old girls) like them. They mostly sing about love. Lots of people call them gay, which I think is annoying, and make jokes about them f--king little kids, which is also annoying because they wear purity rings. Also I think they copied some bands, like:
My Chemical Romance (watch The Ghost Of You music video and the Lovebug video. Also listen to the chorus of Thank You For The Venom and the chorus of Girl Of My Dreams. And the Famous Last Words video and the Burnin' Up video- the jacket!!!)
Death Cab For Cutie (Listen to I Will Follow You Into The Dark, then Love Is On It's Way)
New Found Glory (watch the Failure's Not Flattering video and then the Pizza Girl video)
^^^^^Tell me those aren't similar. And I only know because I used to like them and I saw the Pizza Girl video on TV. I listen to the other bands now.

Tweenie bopper: "OMJ!!!! Did you hear the new Jonas Brothers album???"
Cool person: "No. I don't listen to the Jonas Brothers. How many times do I have to tell you that before you leave me alone!?"

Jonas Brothers by MyChemicalApocalypse July 15, 2009

Jonas Brothers 

The most amazing band to ever walk this earth. The band consists of three brothers, Kevin (19), Joe (18), and Nick (15). They are Christains, whom all three wear purity rings. If you do research, they are the funniest, sweetest most gentlemenly friendly guys ever.

Most haters who are defining them as "shitty" and "fags" only hate them because their music is not about sex, money & violence. Their music has actual meaning to it with a great message.

They make tight jeans look sexy, despite what all you baggy jeaned, boxer-showing thugs think.

No, I'm not a little ten year old girl with their faces plastered all over her wall. No, I don't shout "hip hip, hurray" when High School Musical or Hannah Skanktana is on.
I'm almost sixteen, and I don't watch anything except MTV, where it has all those rap songs that disgrace girls by referring to us as bitches & pussy - and it makes me sick.

Girl #1: Oh my gawd, I'm going to a Jonas Brothers concert tonight! YAY!!!

Girl #2: Ugh, you bitch! Why didn't you get an extra ticket for me?

Girl #1: What the hell, you whore. I did!

Girl #2: OMG! You did! YAY I love you!

Thug #1: What hell yo. You bitches are getting all excited to see them mother fucking fags. Their jeans are so tight you can see their cock.

Girl #2: At least they have one!





Kristen: OMG Hayley. I made a shocking discovery today and I'm really pissed.

Hayley: What?

Kristen: The Jonas Brothers wear purity rings. Even though it turns me on, how am I supposed to fuck them?

Hayley: Rip that ring off and say "Woops, it fell down the drain."

Jonas Brothers by alexamichelle July 3, 2008

Christian brothers academy

the worst school in the world, People think they're so privileged because they're coming from there expensive lives and when it comes to reality they don't know how to face it so they bully the kids that work hard to get into the school instead of paying their way in. Kids at CBA say it is the best school ever to sound snobby and privileged meanwhile they're all stupid and don't do anything for themselves. Also, the faculty says they will help you with anything you need but if you try and talk to them they make you feel like an idiot. At CBA you do not create a brotherhood you create a bond that only exists because everyone there is trying to be better than one another.

CBA student: Christian brothers academy is great, best school ever.
Public school student: really that's cool
CBA student on the inside: CBA sucks why did I just say its great?

Christian brothers academy by swagtron5000 February 16, 2019

Jonas Brothers 

awesome band consisting of 3 brothers.
Nick, Kevin, and Joe Jonas.
---------------
Nick: guitar, vocals
Joe: vocals
Kevin: guitar
(Greg and Alex: bass and drummer.)
----------------
Nick: 14 (15 on setember 16)
Joe: 17 (18 on august 15)
Kevin: 19 (20 on november 5)
----------------
basicly, the most amazing band to ever walk this planet. [;
full bio available at their myspace!

chick 1: "omg!! jonas brothers are awesomeee!! NICK IS SOO HOTT!"
chick 2: "nooo!! KEVIN IS HOT"
chick 3: "no way! its joee thats the hotest!!!!!"
------------------------------
chick 1: "nick fans do it better." (i totally agree [;)

Jonas Brothers by michelle :D December 24, 2008

wright brothers 

A piece of crap airplane. Basically toothpicks and tissue paper glued together. the airplane can hardly fly an inch.

when i tried to fly the Wright Brothers plane, it fell and
snapped like a twig

wright brothers by CoolioAV May 18, 2007