twisted penis

When a men twists his penis and attends to shove it up his ass

Oh my god Trevel committed twisted penis

by trevelhasasmalldick February 28, 2017

Penis colada

When you drink a lot of pineapple juice so your cum tastes better, while at the same time applying coconut oil on your penis to complete the penis colada

I've been brewing up my penis colada all week for my baby

by Pancacoeveryday June 9, 2016

penis muncher

a person who loves to munch on penis

Matthew is a penis muncher, he loves that dick.

by Foxyoufucker October 9, 2016

wheat penis

some call it a "weanus". it is nearly identical to a penis, except it is made of wheat instead of pure, 100% penis for all you gluten-free people out there.

I had the best wheat penis for lunch this morning.

by jimbobbibob September 5, 2016

Pity Penis

When a man provides someone or something with his penis because he feels bad for them.

Sarah: Omg, Brandon finally came over and fucked the shit out of me and I only had to call him like 8 times.

Jessica: Pretty sure Brandon hit you with the pity penis.

by HotDam August 17, 2016

crap penis

when you anal fuck a girl and when you aggressively rip out your penis and have a load of shit on your penis

holy crap man when i crap penis'ed her I had to wash my dick for hours to get the shit off

by WILD WolfIII July 20, 2016

brazilian penis

Something you put in a man or woman’s enter section.It’s very big and long.It also taste like bubblegum.

Omg,FUCK ME WITH YOUR BRAZILIAN PENIS DADDY.OH YES.

by anonymous January 21, 2018