net-nut

noun ~ a net-nut is an online individual with no sense of reality. They imbellish their physical characteristics to attract unsuspecting individuals into online relationships. these online Romeos and Juliettes are habitual liars, predators, and/or adulterers. Driven by an insatiable ego, they usually swap false, doctored, or very dated photos of themselves with unsuspecting lonely net~viduals that are desperate enough to believe anything and everything a net-nut tells them. They never disclose their correct age or marital status. Net-nuts have a predisposed phobia of webcams, as they are unable to deliver even themselves as a reality. Usually addicted to online chat rooms and gaming, they are such social intoverts, just going outside gives them the shakes. They consider online friends in cyberspace to be worthy of all their fantasies, free time, and romance. Reality and truth are a net-nuts worst nightmare.

Alex is such a net-nut. He cant find a date on friday night, and he has no real friends. but he has 8 online girlfriends. he tells them he's 6'4", 220 lbs, when really he's 5'4" 220lbs and is as big around as he is tall. His best friends are his right hand and his keyboard.

net-nut by Ez Rider July 17, 2006

ventworm nut 

The family jewel on the lowest life form on earth.

ventworm nut

The family jewels on the lowest life form on earth.

Mark: Hey dude, how's your chicken taco?

Tom: It sucks ventworm nut.

ventworm nut by megz August 7, 2004

Jim Bob Nut Calamity

The act of ejaculating onto the face of a women, then right after she precedes to gather the semen into a hollow strap-on dildo. She then takes the strap-on and inserts it into her partners anus and re-ejaculates his own semen back into him, followed byfeltching it out of him.

David gave Cindy a great Jim Bob Nut Calamity last night, and let me tell you, his ass was sore the next day.

Jim Bob Nut Calamity by Mista Lee and Mista Brandon April 29, 2008

brown nut 

1)The act in which a man attempts to place one or both of his gonads into his own anus.
2)Any man who attempts the above action.

Term invented by Brian Troy of San Diego and popularized in 2004.

1)I caught Dave in the bathroom brown nutting.
2)Dave is a complete brown nut.

brown nut by Brian Troy May 6, 2004

Salted nut roll 

The act of ejaculating on a woman's stomach. Immediately after, you rub your testicles in it and proceed to place them in her mouth.

I gave my lady the ol' salted nut roll last night.

Salted nut roll by Smaack1001 August 8, 2009

Albuquerque Nut Slap

When two male social workers meet, they must tug their scrotums back and then (on the count of three) slap their nutsacks together by way of greeting. It's obligatory the first time they meet and optional each time therafter.

Oh, you're a drug abuse counselor, too? Time for the ol' Albuquerque Nut Slap.

Albuquerque Nut Slap by King of Battle August 26, 2010

Chuff Nut 

A Chuff Nut is when you fart and in the process, slightly shit yourself.

On no...I think I've just fired out a chuff nut

Chuff Nut by Rudeboy23 December 21, 2008