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The bro catcher

A strange, gnarly man who haunts the edge of campus. Beware the bro catcher.

Uses netting, and Natty to lure unsuspecting bro into a trap. Subsists on a steady diet of Lemonade, and biscoff cookies. Beware the bro catcher.
"Steves been gone for days dude."

"Yeah, I know–last I heard–"

*There is a rustling sound in the bushes*

"What the fuck?"

*The bro catcher pounces*

"Run! It's the bro catcher!"
by ThisiswhoIReallyAm July 28, 2015
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Dawntie's Catchet

A diamond formation of anal beads, typically consisting of six diamonds, rather than the five studded rod of the Sheffield's Catchet
It's Cock Night! Time to get out the Dawntie's Catchet!
by Dawntiecatcher April 21, 2016
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swing and catch

The guy swings his dick while standing up and the guy gets down on her knees and tries to catch the dick while the dick is swinging
Babe lets play swing and catch tonight( dirty talk)
by Carrysmacksthatass May 14, 2016
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i don't catch

another meaning for 'i don't get it' or 'I don't understand'
karina: "lesbian"
lisa: "i don't catch"
by rated by 5 out of 5 dogs March 22, 2019
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You couldn't catch chicken pox in a henhouse!

A less explicit version of "You couldn't catch herpes in a whorehouse!" It means that no matter how hard they try, no one will be able to catch anything.
While a pack of dogs chased a cat, the cat insulted them by saying, "You couldn't catch chicken pox in a henhouse!"
by GallopingSausage April 15, 2019
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The early worm catches the bird

said to advise someone that they will have an advantage if they do something immediately or before anyone else does it
Thank god I hoarded TPs at Costco in February. The early worm catches the bird and the latecomers get nothing
by nood564 March 31, 2020
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Got him coach

Tommy - " That was easy"
Ken - " Your mom was easy"
Ken- "Got him coach"
by Your mom will bring home Tyron October 21, 2020
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