Old Cream

An alcoholic beverage consisting of one part Old Hopkings spiced gold rum or Captain Morgans with two parts Cream Soda.

Just had a Woody Woodpecker down the park time to relax with an Old Cream

Old Cream by Meier's Massiv July 22, 2015

Rice Cream 

The mixture of ice cream and rice. A classic British summer treat, typically served from ice cream vans.

Jason: I say Geoffrey, this is utterly spiffing weather today.
Geoffrey: Mmm quite, you fancy joining me for a cheeky rice cream?

Rice Cream by DjordanP August 23, 2015

chocolate cream pie 

Pretty similar to a cream pie, but you stick your penis in the anus and ooze it with cum

I would love to chocolate cream pie her.

chocolate cream pie by Dick Cabob December 28, 2015

ice cream fucktard

A person who is extremely arrogant about their inferior ice cream preferences to the point that they deminish other people's ice cream preferences. They of course will eat any ice cream, but make sure everyone in the room knows that the ice cream is inferior.

The ice cream fucktard asked for a scoop of my Blue Bell, and then had the audacity to complain that it wasn't Scoops ice cream.

ice cream fucktard by Othelia January 10, 2016

ghetto cream 

A shampoo labeled as Ghetto Cream, More commonly known as (Semen). Most white teenagers use this whilst washing their hair. It is rumoured that Ghetto Cream can stop (Split Ends) and has the same efficiency as any 2 in 1 shampoo and conditioner.

Create in 2015, North London, Barnet

White Boy: "Mum we ran out of Ghetto Cream"
Mum: " Sorry I accidentally brought bull semen instead"

ghetto cream by A1.NrthLdn January 15, 2016

Sour Cream Bandit 

Someone who sneakily milks cows (often in a sexual manner) for their own pleasure

My bro Marvin is a sour cream bandit!

Sour Cream Bandit by deltron 3030 January 23, 2016

birthday cream 

Semen; jizz, other ejaculated substances

Jeez, Jonny, I didn't expect you to give me THAT much birthday cream.

birthday cream by The Formuoli March 24, 2016