Ass Bag 

Childish insult, used when you want to insult a friend without actually hurting their feelings. After getting beaten on a video game, you may call yor friend an "Ass Bag!"

Frazer you are an ass bag!

Ass Bag by Adam Busby April 26, 2006

Ass Fuck 

To fuck someone up the ass
to be screwed over

"i gave that bird tha ass fuking of her lifetime!"

"Dude im gunna be ass fucked if i dont get the muny for that ounce by noon!"

Ass Fuck by true muther fuking player luv tha muff mac daddy February 23, 2005

ass goblin 

One who gobbles ass, but really just a general, whimsical "put down." Also contemporarily mythologized as goblins who inhabit the asses of humans and presumably other creatures.

(popular source generally attributed to "Beavis and Butthead" television show)

That dude's an "ass goblin"

ass goblin by mike...MIKE March 16, 2004

ass-clown 

When a person acts like an asshole AND a clown at the same time.

You are such an ass-clown.

ass-clown by Entries may be edited March 7, 2008

Ass Ram

The process by which a man sticks his erect penis into that of the asshole of the same sex, or different.

I heard that Sam got ass rammed by Tj

Ass Ram by DW June 15, 2003

ass shit 

an unfortunate series of events

Man, my day was ass shit.

ass shit by mattlawton11 May 28, 2009

ass pirate 

As early pirates were motivated by pieces of eight, these modern day pirates are dominated by dreams of pieces-o-ass. The ass pirate is so obsessed that what is common sense to the intelligent person escapes them entirely.

The ass pirate had no idea what the triangular sign with the word "YEILD" meant.

ass pirate by Drew Bryden April 29, 2003