air purifier

A device designed to improve indoor air quality by removing contaminants in the air.

Person 1: Dude, you broke your air purifier.
Jack: I thought I had to purify it.

by Overall1728 September 22, 2023

air clutch

When a person makes the motion of pushing in the clutch while pretending to be switching gears on a car with an automatic transmission.

Donald applied his air clutch when he switched from 1st to 2nd gear on his automatic transmission truck, pretending to be driving a stick shift.

by AmberJogsHerMemory January 31, 2018

Nostril Air Redirection

The act of physically plugging a clear nostril on purpose when the other nostril is actually plugged in an attempt to force air to go through the plugged nostril to clear it up. Nasal decongestants are optional; in fact, this is typically done because nasal decongestants don't work for those times when one nostril is absolutely plugged to hell like a rush hour traffic jam and the other is like an abandoned highway. Despite common sense telling you that this is a genius idea and it should work, it typically doesn't. But that doesn't mean it never works, so be sure to try it next time you have a cold.

Nostril Air Redirection may not work often, but it feels satisfying when it does.

by Ubeenbamboozledson February 25, 2022

Air-raid

Someone who bullshits a lot

Rob: I hooked up with the hottest chick last night
Me: What an air-raid

by Tucc_i February 8, 2020

Air Force One Angel

Once being a set of noble men who made the ultimate sacrifice for the sake of their country. They do not fully die, though, and become something... more. In the wake of this transformation, they decide to wreak havoc on the one man who made them this way, President John D. Rockefeller. After this, their actions become somewhat of an enigma, hijacking the Air Force One for reasons beyond the understanding of people.

Johnny: Holy shit what's that thing in the Air Force One door?
Davis: It's the Air Force One Angel, Johnny.

by Howdy There Pardner! April 8, 2022

Air puke

The act of burping

Give me one second,I have to air puke.

by Jobdon June 23, 2016

Adequately aired

The phrase used when your foul beast of a partner has just dropped one like its hot just before you are about to go down on them

Honey......are you adequately aired?
Did you ask all your girlfirends that question in the past?
I've never felt the need to????!!

by MOYESTEED2020 July 22, 2022