Lovre penis

when something is very small, the most people are gonna call it "lovre penis"

oh my gosh , you see that dog? LOVRE PENIS

by NicK Guhr March 20, 2020

Purple Penis

Oh yes, a purple penis is a penis that a dwarf leprechaun has. He will chase you down and whack you in the face with his dick. He will jizz cum all over you and with his Cheeto dust pubic hairs.

Me: Oh shit, there is a Purple Penis!

You: Oh fuck, RUN!

Dwarf leprechaun: Hehe, I eat shitttt.

by SmeariestMocha9 May 23, 2020

Penis Afro

The pubic hair of a male

Dad I’m getting some penis afro

by Im a BOT5059 June 12, 2020

Kale penis

It is what your penis smells like after you pull out of a vegan. Because she doesn't want your protein injection.

He finished his orgasm and pulled out and his vegan girl loved to smell his kale penis!

by Jilaman September 25, 2020

Penis Biter

A penis biter is a person that bites men or transgender women's penis'. Penis biters are mostly gay people that need an exorcist.

Ex: "Dylan is such a gay penis biter

by DumbDuck November 4, 2020

dom penis

The smallest penis in the world

did you buy a dom penis?

by Shpooky Sideborns April 14, 2017

Pork penis

A penis that’s big and fat and look like a pig

Tell him to suck my pork penis!

by Adalina October 5, 2017