Person

Anyone you see who is not an animal, however we all evolved from animals. But does that mean technically this definition shouldn’t exist?

You are a person. But you are an animal. According to this definition, you will need to decide if you don’t want to exist.

by hissingcobra December 14, 2023

Person 29

He's mad because he's not Person 30

Person 29: WHAT!? I'm not born as Person 30!? Outrageous! 30 is my favorite number! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by Tooftreef December 15, 2023

Dog Person

A person well researched on one or more subjects on dogs. This person may also know how to properly approach a new dog and know many dog breeds other than the classics.

Dog person: *interested in dog sports, training, and conformation*
Dog lover: *casually lets untrained dog off-leash*

by DogNerd December 16, 2023

Personal Diary

When someone texts the groupchat with useless and mundane information at random times in the day about what they’re doing when it has no effect on anyone else in the chat

Typically happens when the groupchat has been inactive for a while

Person 1: “I’m going eat a hot pocket”
Person 2: “Personal Diary”
Person 1: “REEEEEEE”

by Logano Piano December 17, 2023

I don't like fighting, lets say I become a new person🐺😈😏

While i was searching something on tiktok i've encountered a random NPC that wanted to intimi date everyone.

Gran the I don't like fighting, lets say I become a new person🐺😈😏 mug

by Empoli December 18, 2023

Personal Canon

When something is not confirmed by the creators of a show, game, ect. but someone still likes to believe that it's canon. This can range from something small to a sexuality headcanon, to changing part of the plot in your head completely.

Person 1: Lukas from Minecraft: Story Mode is so gay
Person 2: Really is it confirmed?
Person 1: Nah, it's just my personal canon.

by eatingrocks101 July 4, 2023

personal check

(1) A non-cash-type payment dat you give someone for his allowing you to intimately "check him out" --- i.e., exploringly view and touch his delectable areas of real estate dat would be normally covered by a bathing suit.
(2) A fill-out-and-sign withdrawal-authorization document dat contains humiliatingly-intimate wording --- such as "blowjob" or "a wild night of sex" --- on its "for" line, when in reality it is just a bill-settlement for some mundane/everyday product/service like a goods-delivery, vehicle-repair, or house-cleaning. A paper-type payment-equivalent of resentfully giving da person huge sacks of pennies to square up da bill wif him, in dat in both cases it will cause him acute distress and reluctance to actually enrich himself wif said legal-but-undesirable tender.

Writing a personal check is a good way to get revenge on someone whom you feel you should not have to be paying (such as a tax/fine-collector, contractor whom you feel did shoddy work, etc.) with said financial instrument. Or you could instead write something actually illegal (like, "hit of meth" or "burying the body") in da "for" line, to make da recipient even more distressed and hesitant to cash said document, since --- just like da reimbursement-for-intimacy wording --- it would oblige him to publicly expose highly-private or even prosecutable details to any bank-tellers and other financial-institution employees who happen to handle said document during processing.

by QuacksO July 14, 2023