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New York Blimp 

A marijuana cigarette, a joint that has then rolled thin on the ends and very plump in the center, burns fast till it gets to the center. Popular throughout the state of New York and the country as well, mostly rolled by Old-Timers or people that are just in a hurry to smoke, no skill is required to roll a New York Blimp
Whilst in the city, ran across a retired NYPD officer, sat down on a bunch he asked if I wanted to smoke, he pulled out a "New York Blimp" and it was time to spark it up
New York Blimp by FrankW May 18, 2022
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New Couple Syndrome 

New Couple Syndrome (NCS) is when a newer couple (1 month dating or less) constantly are talking about each other, being all lovey dovey in public, and being gross in public. This may also include canceling plans with friends to be with the partner, forgetting about friends, and being rude to friends for pointing out NCS.
“Hey did you see Emily cancelled our plans?”
“Yeah she has NCS and left us because of it.”
“What’s NCS?”
New Couple Syndrome basically she left us for her new boyfriend.”
Otherwise known as a Gillig BRT Plus CNG 40’ (G31D102N4). These are buses just purchased by the NICE Bus (Nassau Inter-County Express) company and they fart and make hilarious sounds. You know when one’s coming when you hear it.
*bus farts or laughs*

Some kid: And there goes a fuckin new bus! I’m not doing bridges.

New Fangled 

Something old people say when presented with things that confuse them.
Child: Hey, Grandpa! Check out my 2000 year old Nokia cell phone!

Grandpa: Damn you and your New fangled technology... (proceeds to rant for an hour about things when he was a kid)
New Fangled by TheRoyalBurger June 18, 2022

New Berthalomaz

Berthalomaz right now is a country that resides near the core of the earth (Under the USA,UK,RUSSIA, ETC)
Guy1: Where did you go on the holidays?
Guy2: Berthalomaz
Guy1: Berthalomaz?
Guy2: New Berthalomaz actually!

Guy1: Wtf? that's not a real place

Guy3: Hey! that place is real! i've been there too!
New Berthalomaz by Berthalomaz June 28, 2022

New Word 

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New Word by chaoticmadyeti August 26, 2022

New Zealand is forgotten on maps 

It almost always is. You know, even IKEA forgot it on a map. That’s just disappointing. Is New Zealand really that irrelevant? At least some maps have two New Zealands. What if New Zealand made a empire? Would all countries in the empire also be forgotten on maps? Who knows, we just know that this kiwi island is so irrelevant that people keep forgetting it on maps.
Person 1: Hey, New Zealand is forgotten on maps so much! It’s annoying.

Person 2: I agree, it’s honestly sad.