november 1 

literal cunt pussy ass bitch that cries whenever his girlfriend can’t chill with him. get a fucking life and stop being such a fuck up little pussy and crying over shit that doesn’t matter. it makes it harder to open up you dumb fuck.

wow you were born on november 1st?! you suck!

november 1 by yikes27 October 14, 2019

November 11 

national give your crush a sweatshirt/scrunchie

him: here’s my sweatshirt

me: why
him: bc it’s november 11th

November 11 by ooo heyyyy November 3, 2019

November 10th 

When gay niggas are born

"Dam, if you're born on November 10th, you're kinda gay.........like Chris

November 10th by NotDeadman_1215 October 15, 2019

November 11 

Most cutest person, Smart, happy when is around friends or family, depressed, shy, consider about there body, most likely to be bisexual, trys too fit in.

I met a girl that was born on November 11 she was beautiful

November 11 by Jorden12345 November 6, 2019

November 1st (October 32nd) 

International Give Your Mans A Blow Job Day. If you are a girl you need to give your man a blow job. Otherwise, you will have to listen to Lilliam Pumpernickel for the rest of your life.

Joe Mama: Nigga what day is it?
Joe Mama's girl: November 1st (October 32nd) let me just get undressed first!

November 1st (October 32nd) by David Oyster October 23, 2019

November 10th 

When peoples names that start with an H and end with an H confess their love to people's name who start with F and end with n

Nick: Hey Hannah it's November 10th today is the day today is the day to confess to Finn
Hannah: Grrrrrrr I'm gonna punch why did you remind me gay man
Billy Bean enters: that's illegal I must arrest you cutely -breaks Hannah leg and handcuffs epicly-
Hannah: no M Y B R E A DDDDD
Nick: Wow she was reallllly bad
Billy Bean: There's no wheelchairs where you are going b u s t e r

November 10th by Dhhssndb October 29, 2019

November 1 

November 1st is the day that you can be as fat as you want. Eat all your Halloween candy that day

We need more candy for November 1st

November 1 by It stan October 31, 2019