Hosing

To urinate with great force.

The man was hosing because he was in a rush.

by ChanceHasNoChance February 23, 2026

Hoser

The term hoser originates in Canadian hockey. The defeated team must hose the skating rink down in shame this they are hoser's

Take a look at that bunch of hoser's

by Garrison parkour March 2, 2026

Hose Barb

A middle-aged man who inserts and attaches himself into much older woman’s lives in exchange for banana bread and hummus.

He’s such a hose barb. Every time an old lady shows up he disappears and comes back with snacks.

by Barbra75 February 14, 2025

Hosey effect

The Hosey Affect is simple but effective method of using unbelievably high standard of game to induce a female.

So easy , he just used the Hosey effect.

by ur mas gee February 20, 2025

hose goat

Usually refers to a borzoi, but can be used for any long nosed dog (silken wolfhound, etc.).

Person 1: Bro, is that a cryptid?
Person 2: No, that's just my pet hose goat.

by d0gl0g February 20, 2025

Hostage

A girl you would fuck but she has an ugly face. Hence, you would fuck her with a bag over her head, like a hostage.

Shawty in the corner got a fatass and thighs but she high key a hostage. I’d definitely still hit it from the back doe.

by Gustav and Cole March 31, 2025

hossible

A possible future event that has horrific consequences.

"Do you think she'll find out it was me who did that to her dog?"
"Dunno man, it's hossible."

by mrlankytoe April 18, 2025