backyard barber

A barber shop in the boondocks

Boys went to the backyard barber for a fresh cut in the boondocks

by Elock and the backyardagins March 22, 2017

Vegan Barbecue

When a person sticks frozen peas in another's butthole..then sucks them out.

She gave me Vegan Barbecue and now I can't look her in the eye

by DaddyKnows April 27, 2017

safety barbie

A female that is in a safety position within a company that sucks upper Managments dicks or owners that doesn’t understand there job.

Safety Barbie face print was found in the copier glass.

by Workplacefuckup April 20, 2018

The Barber Special

Total an utterly gay , enjoys anal, and long walks on the beach!

A.J was running a race and got the sudden taste for huge cock and done his cool down getting gangbanged in the locker room. While planning his beach vacation. “The Barber Special”

by RatStealer449 January 28, 2018

Rita Barberá

a rare valencian mutation created by a multiple orgy of whales, mammoths and sea lions who used to be Valencian mayoress from 1991 to 2015. Afortunately for valencian people, she's fuckin' dead and all her human rests can feed like 14 billion hectares.

Guy: Wow! that enormous fat oozing ball looks like it's moovin'
Valencian guy: don't worry, it's our mayoress.

Boy: why should we vote this drunk thief?
Boy's fascist grandfather: well, Rita Barberá is better than Paracuellos.

by YourGrandmother's Tupperware March 21, 2018

Boner Barbarian

An annoying cunt who is very attached to an erect penis

Person1: Tells bad joke about Erect Penises. While being an annoying cunt
Person2: Stop being a fucking Boner Barbarian. You fat cunt

by Fake guy fucking your mom June 1, 2018

Backroad Barbie

Noun:

Def., you are a Backroad Barbie when you will go in any man's car on a back road and have sex with him.

All bro, that girl's a Backroad Barbie. She was down that back road with me just the other night. We was hitting it hard.

by Flossy6973 June 9, 2018